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ummm... sure. Until the police arrived.

2006-08-11 15:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by cyndi71mom 5 · 4 0

Sounds like a home invasion to me.....I'd probably taze you real good and then slap the old hand cuffs on you until the city police arrived. I'm sure someone in county lock-up will embrace you when you drop the soap in the shower.

2006-08-11 22:36:22 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. US of A, Baby! 5 · 1 0

Since you were not invited you would be trespassing;that's called breaking and entering which are federal offenses.Trespassing is not only a crime against the laws of state and country,it's also breaking the rules of etiquette.How very rude!Of course you would not be allowed to stay,and the police would escort you off of the premises.

2006-08-11 22:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

of course my darling, i would embrace you with all my heart. I would make you take a special drug that would make you do all my house chores, clean my room, do my laundry, feed my birds, and my dog, you would become my personal shopper, my personal assistant, you would help me pick up guys, you would take off all your clothes and start dancing around naked

2006-08-11 23:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If the rottweiler didn't eat you and the pugs think you're okay, you can sit on the front porch swing til the cops show up.

2006-08-11 22:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by hrh_gracee 5 · 0 0

Hell freaking no. I don't know you. I don't know if you're a crazy person. There's a difference between being accommodating and wreckless. I can be hospitible but not if I have to sacrifice security.

2006-08-11 22:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

probably not. but i would do that for my sweet, sweet, big, cuddly teddy bear!!!!! my bf in other words. i wouldnt mind him coming to stay for a bit. i havent seen him in a bit so i would let him stay for a couple of days if i could.

2006-08-11 22:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Carlino 4 · 1 0

No, I don't embrace strangers. Sorry. The drunk jerk upstairs from me might do it though.

2006-08-11 22:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by QKC 3 · 0 0

IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU THE ONLY EMBRACE YOU WOULD GET IS THE EMBRACE OF COLD DEATH AS I SLIT YOUR THROAT FROM EAR TO EAR.

2006-08-11 23:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by MR.ZASS 2 · 0 0

Oh yes. Then I would make sweet passionate love to you.

2006-08-11 22:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You wouldn't make it through my front door without speaking to me.

2006-08-11 22:33:34 · answer #11 · answered by candace 4 · 1 0

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