Add your own funny ending here.
You know. like Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be A Redneck.
2006-08-11 15:05:21 · 29 answers · asked by February Rain 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Most of these answers aren't funny, just mean.
2006-08-11 15:16:06 · update #1
Your @ss is so flat, you try to wear a thong, and it falls off. So you dont' wear anything.
Your new pet matches your new boyfriend...
Your $200 hairstyle is a step away from being a Donald Trump combover.
You know you're Paris' BF if -
You're having sex, you say who's your daddy, and she gets pi$$ed you haven't heard of the Hilton Hotel chain....
2006-08-11 15:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by crazygreeniis 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you think that a Sloppy Joe is the guy you just finished doing....you might be Paris Hilton.
2006-08-11 22:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anntoinette M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
decide to make a show called the simple life and dont kno how to work a lawn mower
2006-08-11 22:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by *~SAMI~* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your a sl*t and have to use but pugs so no seepige leeks out.
And if you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
And your face looks like a smashed crab.
2006-08-11 22:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you wake up after a hard night of partying and you have to ask "Who are you guys and why am I lying in Jello and sperm?"
2006-08-11 22:08:01 · answer #5 · answered by lucygoosy2004 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can make every girl in America jealous.
Yeah thats right she has looks, money and style.
You are all a bunch of haters.
Every girl in america would be doing the same thing had they grown up in her enviroment.
2006-08-11 22:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hi, Would You like to buy her? Then call 1-800-skank right now!
2006-08-11 22:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
if... Your rich, famous,slutty, and only like guys who already have a g-friends. And someone who loves 2 spend thousands of dolars on their dogs that look like rats with fur.
2006-08-11 23:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by shy 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
your face looks like an add for the plastic surgeons association
2006-08-11 22:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if you think wal-mart is a place to go to buy Walls
2006-08-11 22:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋