My b/f enjoys anal sex...when I perform it on him with a banana, cucumba, or strap-on. Any tips or advice on how to rock his werld.
2006-08-11 14:52:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
anal sex is for sissies, but in my opinion the best tool for the job is a jones soda bottle (full)... what you do, is you shake up the soda reallllly vigorously, then quickly open it, and shove it quickly into his anole.... the carbonated soda will quickly and deeply penetrate his anus, if he complains that it burns, kick him in the back with your stelettos... well that's what always works for me, hope it helps you
2006-08-11 15:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out http://www.bettersex.com. It's a sexual education (and porn video) site. They have how-to videos on things like anal sex, oral sex, female ejaculation, and a bunch of other things, with live demonstrations (tape recorded) and commentary by sexologists.
2006-08-11 21:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by dSweetBee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm--how do I say this--YOUR MAN IS GAY.
You better use condoms because AIDS is real.
I wasnt born yesterday--I'm 29, and I know a gay man when I see one--especially one that wants cucumbers up his butt.
2006-08-11 21:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Plus-Sized &Proud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A c.o.c.k ring and giving him the full length of what ever you are using when you "get him" orally....the orgasm is much harder when you have him full of whatever you're using. You probably already know this though.
2006-08-11 21:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by westgaliberty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slam hard. Dont stop. get a relli big banana
2006-08-11 21:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by 1m@ h3@rT Br3@k3r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes gay let him do it with a man
2006-08-11 21:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by Do I know you? ya right LoL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol let him get a boyfriend
2006-08-11 21:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by addictivehabits01 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats just wrong
2006-08-11 21:54:48 · answer #8 · answered by tattoo282001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a ******
2006-08-11 22:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's gay.
2006-08-11 21:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by 1970boss302mustang 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋