LETS GET READY TO GOSSSSPELLL! lol?

Question

Who do you think would win in a cage match? The Rev. Jerry Fallwell, or the Pride of Westboro, Rev. Fred Phelps? Just imagine... In this corner, The teletubby terror, weighing in at 220 lbs. Rev. Jerry Falwell. And in this corner, Backed by his 6 count them 6 followers, weighing in at 165 lbs. the Westboro wacko Rev. Fred Phelps.
Fallwell is on ropes, he may have to tag Tinky Winky!! OH no he's coming back, the teletubby terror has connected with an uppercut, The westboro wacko is in trouble, one of his followers may have to put down their picket signs and jump in. OH NO, its getting bloody this is a no win situation! Somebody grab a folding chair quick!!!
lol
I know I'm gonna piss somebody off with this one, lol I could apologize before hand, or....
NO seriously I'm just trying to lighten the mood a little.

Answer 1

I'm not offened, BUT.

YOU did insult my Teletubbiez*.

By the power of purple tellies everywhere, They 4give you.

Answer 2

Lets face it, the televagelist put a bad name forth, for doing the LORD'S work. They rake in millions and spend lavishly, instead of donating it all to the poor, orphans and widows. They make lavish houses, so that masses can come to worship the LORD, and all they get is a sideshow, from the preachers most of the time...

Now, the nutcase in question Phelps, is another wacko class act in himself! He is not doing the LORD'S work, the way he and his followers are carrying on, with pickets and self righteousness.

Some times, you gotta put up with the freak show on the outside, just to get past the curtains where the real work is going on, on the inside...

I wish you well...

Jesse

Answer 3

I feel much better now.

Answer 4

no

Answer 5

:)