Rest In Peace
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather
than getting angry, you should imagine this...somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, Congratulations on your new location.'"
2006-08-11 14:01:47 · 12 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG *starts tearing*
that was hilarious; any more?
I feel sorry for the family of the person that died..
2006-08-11 14:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by nagakara-sama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny. Hey you know a lot of jokes that are very funny. You sure know how to make people laugh.
ciao and keep them coming lol
2006-08-11 21:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by a_cute_girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-11 21:04:53 · answer #3 · answered by Lalit D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-08-11 21:22:07 · answer #4 · answered by harmony 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked your joke got any more?
2006-08-11 23:16:10 · answer #5 · answered by p.cynthia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha oh jeeze lol poor people lol â¥
2006-08-11 21:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute !
2006-08-11 23:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
during dinner, the guy says to his date...
'you know, drinking makes you beautiful!'
puzzled, she says, 'but i dont drink'
'i know', he says, 'but i do'
2006-08-13 01:08:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good lol
2006-08-11 22:46:49 · answer #9 · answered by thing s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was pretty funny.
2006-08-11 21:06:36 · answer #10 · answered by MMN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋