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..........THIS BLONDE KNOWS FOOTBALL....................







Football FINALLY makes sense to this blonde.



A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.



"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."



Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"





"Well they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like......



Helloooooo?.... It's only 25 cents!!!!

2006-08-11 14:00:38 · 16 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

i've been trying to invent that joke for a long time...
you finally put it in good word form.
now i can sleep

2006-08-13 16:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

FQ: one million. Xavi (Spain) 2. David Villa (Spain) 3. Michael Ballack (Germany) 4. Wesley Sjneider (Netherlands) 5. Fernando Torres (Spain) 6. Andrei Arvashin (Russia) 7. Gianlugi Buffon (Italy) 8. Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany) 9. Francesc Fabregas (Spain) 10. Iker Casillas (Spain)

2016-11-04 09:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by overbay 4 · 0 0

That sounds like me!

(Not literally, but when I'm with my friends I'll act really stupid,and that sounds like something I'd say to make them laugh.)

2006-08-11 15:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by punk_4ever_78 2 · 0 0

OMG yeah, i mean you are right. It's only 25 cents.

2006-08-11 15:48:06 · answer #4 · answered by chris z 3 · 0 0

LOL, that is a pretty good one, think I may send it to my blonde sister.

2006-08-11 14:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by SCHSFAN 4 · 0 0

Lol. kinda funny. Why do people always believe that blondes are dumb?

2006-08-11 14:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by crazyd17 2 · 0 0

LOL. LOL. LOL. Great joke.
Thank you for the laughs.

Have a great evening!

2006-08-11 16:21:36 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

That was funny. and no she doesnt quite understand football.

2006-08-11 15:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by Angel 2 · 0 0

whoa blonde moment there lol ♥

2006-08-11 14:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

im reportinng u its not even a question hahahahaha

2006-08-11 14:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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