Never Argue with a Woman
> >> > One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
> >>and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
> >>wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
> >>anchors, and reads her book.
> >> >
> >> > Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
> >>woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> >> >
> >> > "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
> >> >
> >> > "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
> >> >
> >> > "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
> >> >
> >> > "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> >>start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> >> >
> >> > "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
> >>says the woman.
> >> >
> >> > "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> >> >
> >> > "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
> >>could start at any moment."
> >> >
> >> > "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
> >> >
> >> > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
> >>also think.
2006-08-11 13:56:56 · 13 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that's cool and funny I'ma put it in my Funny Stuff folder lol!
2006-08-11 15:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by MGM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they always think they are right don't apply logic just emotion. Your case though Golf clap
2006-08-11 13:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by NEOTEH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, indeed! LOL. Great joke.
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-11 16:24:14 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love it because it's true and funny lol
2006-08-11 14:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by a_cute_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I love clever jokes.
2006-08-11 14:00:50 · answer #5 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah.. someone posted this a couple of weeks ago ♥
2006-08-11 14:00:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true! and guys shud no beeter than to argue with a women...we always win!!! :)
2006-08-11 15:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by chica 4 God 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
contention and conflict are not conducive to solving problems
2006-08-11 14:00:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ahab 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one I like I like it it's so true.
2006-08-11 14:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by MMN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you
2006-08-11 14:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by firestarter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋