> >It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious.
> >
> >Missing Bill Clinton
> >
> >Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black
> >comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I
> >miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having
> >a black man as President.
> >
> >Number 1- He played the sax.
> >Number 2- He smoked weed.
> >Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.
> >
> >Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he
> >gets a check from the government every month.
> >Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
> >America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one
> >of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of
> >a weenie in hot water.
> >
> >Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
> >Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
> >When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
> >don't know, I never had one."
> >American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle"
> >because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
> >Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest
> >leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
> >Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
> >The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
> >truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
> >but what I think you need to know."
> >Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
> >HankyPanky between Bushes.
>
>
>
> Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy
> to none. --Benjamin Franklin
>
2006-08-11 13:17:04 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Ah, the Saga of Bill. LOL.
His Mother should have dusted his britches a lot more. LOL.
That man is Pie on the face of America!
(I believe he is a closet Republican)!
LOL.
What you have there IS hilarious, though.
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a good night.
2006-08-11 16:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, after reading all that comedy, guess there really is a reason to miss Bill. Ha Ha Ha
2006-08-11 13:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, he was better than the excuse of a president we have now. he at least let loose and people were able to relate to him and realized that he was human whereas currently GWB thinks he's above everyone because his dad was president and his brother's a governor
2006-08-17 16:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that sounds just like Clinton!
2006-08-11 13:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee-Hee: Ha-Ha: Ha-Ha: Hee-Hee:
***Deep Breath***
...GiiIIggGGggllLlLYyYy GiGgGLlEee ***Deep Breath***
2006-08-11 13:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!! Wouldn't he make a helluva First Lady?
2006-08-11 13:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's hilarious ♥
2006-08-11 13:19:53 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
2006-08-11 13:31:21 · answer #8 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED THAT ANY MORE ???
2006-08-11 13:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋