Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: I'd really like to get into your pants.
Woman: No thanks. There's already one a-s-s in there.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.
Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!
Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!
Man: "Hi, I'm a millionaire!"
Woman: "Hi, I work for the IRS."
2006-08-11 13:09:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA! I love them! The a-s-s one is my favorite! Ha!
2006-08-11 13:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Hello,It'sMe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. These are excellent quips. LOL.
Have a great evening.
2006-08-13 21:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I've never heard ANY of these before!
2006-08-11 21:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol clever cute and i love them all â¥
2006-08-11 20:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋