any type are fine as long as they are clean and age appropriate--no bar jokes or relationship etc
2006-08-11 13:05:14 · 6 answers · asked by creative rae 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"knock knock"
"whos there"
"ash"
"ash who"
"haaa haa i made you sneeze"
whats a frogs favorite drink?
croak-a-cola
why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide
why did the boy put his father in the fridge?
he wanted a cold pop
2006-08-11 13:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by nobody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Engineers and A Glass of Water :
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Eskimos &Their Peculiar Laundry Habits
Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it was too cold out Tide.
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Ducks and Elephants
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks.
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Mad Cows
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that''s going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you''re a penguin, doesn''t it?"
2006-08-11 20:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once a Panda enters a resteraunt. He orders expensive dishes and eats those.Then he takes his gun and shoots all over the place. After causing chaos, he leaves the place. Soon he was tried in the court.As his defence he asks the judge 2 consult a dictionary. Th judge looks up and find-Panda- endangered animal, eats shoots and leaves..
2006-08-11 23:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Bartimaeus™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blocks are walking down the street and one walks into a bar and says ouch
2006-08-11 20:35:42 · answer #4 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Please substitute "bar" for any other place.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender
"got any grapes?'
bartender " we don't serve ducks here and don't come back"
next day the duck is back "got any grapes?"
bartender "no and if you come back I'll nail your feet to the floor"
Next day the duck returns" got any nails?"
Bartender" No"
Duck "Got any grapes?"
2006-08-11 20:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by Brutal honesty is best 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
2006-08-11 20:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. G. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋