Two men go up to the landlord of the pub. "Evening, Landlord, me and my mate here are having an argument and you are the very man to settle it. I say in the old measurement, there were two pints in a quart. He says it was three" "It was two pints" Said the landlord. "Thank you. He wouldn't have it". The two men walk to the other end of the bar and order drinks. "Hello, love- Er, two pints of bitter and it's on the house" "Yes, I don't think" Says the barmaid, "No, straight up. Here, look- Er Landlord? Landlord? Two pints wasn't it?" The landlord, busy at the other nods his head "That's it, two pints" The barmaid hands them their free drinks.
2006-08-11 12:57:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hadn't heard it before.
2006-08-11 13:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by filmwatcher59 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what so ever I didnt get it..........
try this one...
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled with the speed. "If I do 150mph will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes" said the girl.
When he got to 150mph, she peeled off her clothes. The boyfriend couldn't keep his eyes on the road,and soon went off into the woods, crashing the car. She was flung clear of the wreckage, but he was stuck between the steering wheel and the seat.
"Go and get help" he cried
"But I can't, I'm naked and my clothes are gone" said the girl.
"Take my shoe and cover your fanny Go quickly"
She came up on a service station and said to the bloke behind the counter "Quick help me, my boyfriend's stuck"
The bloke looked at the shoe and said "There's nothing I can do lady, he's in way too far"
2006-08-12 03:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a question, but a lame joke, repeated.
2006-08-11 13:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is 41... wait... where is the question??
2006-08-11 14:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by trueair01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard it before. It was cute.
2006-08-11 13:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting â¥
2006-08-11 13:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen this somewhere before...
2006-08-11 13:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More of a hussle than a joke - but its well worth a try - thanks very much
2006-08-11 13:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by jimmy-boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A good one. LOL.
2006-08-11 13:55:46 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame!!!!!!!!!!.........
2006-08-11 16:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by madpl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋