A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered",
she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff,
Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "****," the rottweiler ate him!"
2006-08-11 12:54:31 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny... had all the guys in ma office laughing!
2006-08-15 19:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by jerry666_98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I beloved this one. study the below one and visit mattress. vacation Banana Bread: substances: 2 giggling eyes, 2 loving hands, 2 properly formed legs, 2 agency milk packing containers, a million fur-coated blending bowl, a million tremendous banana. training: a million - seem into giggling eyes and carry loving hands. 2 - spread properly formed legs slowly. 3 - Squeeze & rub down milk packing containers till the fur-coated blending bowl is properly greased, verify with middle finger. 4 - upload banana, artwork up and down till properly creamed. 5 - decrease nuts and sigh with alleviation, at the same time as banana is delicate, bread is done! 6 - be particular to bathe blending utensils, yet, "do no longer lick the bowl." note: If bread rises, go away city.
2016-11-29 22:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......good one.....
here is one for you........ have fun
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled with the speed. "If I do 150mph will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes" said the girl.
When he got to 150mph, she peeled off her clothes. The boyfriend couldn't keep his eyes on the road,and soon went off into the woods, crashing the car. She was flung clear of the wreckage, but he was stuck between the steering wheel and the seat.
"Go and get help" he cried
"But I can't, I'm naked and my clothes are gone" said the girl.
"Take my shoe and cover your fanny Go quickly"
She came up on a service station and said to the bloke behind the counter "Quick help me, my boyfriend's stuck"
The bloke looked at the shoe and said "There's nothing I can do lady, he's in way too far"
2006-08-12 03:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by MK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats cute, it's really funny becasue i got an e-mail (don't get me wrong i love cats) of a dead cat on the highway with a sign pointing towards it saying "FREE CAT" HA HA H AH LOL STILL laughing
2006-08-17 08:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was naughty, but funny. So was MK's joke! lol
2006-08-17 11:10:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol how ironic, I got this same exact joke in a e-mail today.
2006-08-11 12:57:36 · answer #6 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats so evil, but its funny
2006-08-15 13:26:02 · answer #7 · answered by smileygirl11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute ♥
2006-08-11 13:02:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha.......i hate cats!
2006-08-11 13:38:25 · answer #9 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too cute:)
2006-08-11 13:26:40 · answer #10 · answered by Sami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋