Is it you that's new if you haven't heard this?

Question

Two men go up to the landlord of the pub. "Evening, Landlord, me and my mate here are having an argument and you are the very man to settle it. I say in the old measurement, there were two pints in a quart. He says it was three" "It was two pints" Said the landlord. "Thank you. He wouldn't have it". The two men walk to the other end of the bar and order drinks. "Hello, love- Er, two pints of bitter and it's on the house" "Yes, I don't think" Says the barmaid, "No, straight up. Here, look- Er Landlord? Landlord? Two pints wasn't it?" The landlord, busy at the other nods his head "That's it, two pints" The barmaid hands them their free drinks.

Answer 1

clever, never heard it, and I ran my own pub for five years! Anyone had come up with that, I'd have given them the two pints for originality. Thought I'd heard them all, thanks for making me feel new.

Answer 2

i'll trade jokes with you...
a sailor met a pirate in a pub, who had a peg leg, a hook , and an eye patch.
'so, how did you lose yer leg?'
'i was swept overboard in a storm and a shark bit it!'
'wow, so what about the hook?'
'in a swordfight my enemy cut it off before i ran him thru!'
'amazing, and the eyepatch?'
'a seagull dropping landed in my eye...'
'and that cost you your eye????'
no, mate,' the pirate said, 'it was my first day with the hook'

Answer 3

That's really good that is never heard it before. Might just give it a try!!! LOL

Answer 4

I didn't get it. The Austrailian accent threw me off.

Have a nice day :-)

Answer 5

That joke's terrible.

Answer 6

LOL. Yep. Good one. LOL.

Answer 7

i'm not new but that's a new one on me...
i will definately use it!!

Answer 8

good one. lol

Answer 9

is that a question?