Two men go up to the landlord of the pub. "Evening, Landlord, me and my mate here are having an argument and you are the very man to settle it. I say in the old measurement, there were two pints in a quart. He says it was three" "It was two pints" Said the landlord. "Thank you. He wouldn't have it". The two men walk to the other end of the bar and order drinks. "Hello, love- Er, two pints of bitter and it's on the house" "Yes, I don't think" Says the barmaid, "No, straight up. Here, look- Er Landlord? Landlord? Two pints wasn't it?" The landlord, busy at the other nods his head "That's it, two pints" The barmaid hands them their free drinks.
2006-08-11 12:42:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll try that next time in the pub... see if I get barred!
2006-08-11 12:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a barmaid i'll keep an eye out for that one!!!
2006-08-12 03:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting bored same ones all the time
2006-08-12 06:09:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you keep posting this question over and over again?
2006-08-11 20:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋