She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending:
$65.00 on make-up,
$150 for a cut & color,
$30 for a manicure,
$40 for a pedicure,
$50 on vitamins,
$300 on clothes
and $600 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
2006-08-11 12:37:43 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHY WE SPLIT UP
2006-08-11 12:38:46 · update #1
lol! o now i get it! LOL! never heard it...10/10! LMAO uv just made my day.......ROTFL
2006-08-11 12:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.........good one........close to the reality..........
here is one for you tooo...........check it out...
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled with the speed. "If I do 150mph will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes" said the girl.
When he got to 150mph, she peeled off her clothes. The boyfriend couldn't keep his eyes on the road,and soon went off into the woods, crashing the car. She was flung clear of the wreckage, but he was stuck between the steering wheel and the seat.
"Go and get help" he cried
"But I can't, I'm naked and my clothes are gone" said the girl.
"Take my shoe and cover your fanny Go quickly"
She came up on a service station and said to the bloke behind the counter "Quick help me, my boyfriend's stuck"
The bloke looked at the shoe and said "There's nothing I can do lady, he's in way too far"
2006-08-12 10:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, thats funny... but I'm against drinking.
Have a nice day :-)
2006-08-11 19:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by drewfranklin4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-08-11 19:39:56 · answer #4 · answered by Brandon Yo! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats some funny shyt!!! nah she aint comin back
2006-08-11 19:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by GARY M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i've heard it before many times on here sorry sweetheart â¥
2006-08-11 19:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, good joke if ur single. or u will be after you tell it 2 ur wify
2006-08-11 19:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by shawnatalks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny,Tell me another.
2006-08-11 19:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! funny
2006-08-11 19:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by pearlzzz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was so funny i 4got to laugh
2006-08-11 19:42:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋