Giving my son "the talk"?

Question

When I gave my illegitimate son "the talk" several years ago I told him that the reason why people moan during sex is because it is so painfull, given that the Human vagina has 6 rows of teeth. He learned recently in high school Biology that this is not the case...and now he no longer trusts me and says he hates me.... What should I do? Can I mend our relationship?

Answer 1

Explain to him you wanted to discourage him from sexual acts because of STD's, pregnancy. Because once you do it, it's hard to stop. I didn't know how else to discourage it. Be honest!!!!!!

Answer 2

Wow what a mean daddy you turned out to be.
I think you should have another heart to heart and explain that you were just speaking metaphorically, be sure to think it out correctly this time and come clean first.
A lot of painful thing can happen if your child was to have sex at the wrong time.

If that don't work, other suggestions include:

six-pack of beer
New Mustang
visit to the mustang ranch
new Ipod

OK I'm just joking with those.

Sit him down and say hey look, I got a little carried away when I tryed to explain what sex was all about. You may have not even figured he would remember what you told him. Then Ask him to explain it to you. Let him see that it's always not an easy topic to explain.

Then Just be his Dad, and I sure you'll be a better Dad for it all.

Answer 3

You should have told your son the truth when he asked. I don't believe he just learned the truth now that he is in high school. Kids know more than you give them credit for. He doesn't trust you because you lied to him. Mending your relationship will take patience. I would ask him what he does know and take it from there. You also owe him a huge apology.

Answer 4

Trinity supporters can no longer clarify it logically. each and every of the Bible is logical like its author. Trinity isn't supported with the aid of any of the Bible. careful examining and study of it particularly of very few chosen words the following or there coach they are 2 separate persons--God and His Son, Jesus. John 3:16 does say that God gave His in hardship-free words BEGOTTEN Son--that is the only God in my opinion created. turn back to John a million:3 telling us all issues were created making use of Jesus with God's ability. a million Corinthians 11:3 shows the top of Christ is God. It does no longer say co-equivalent. a million Peter a million:3 shows Jesus has a God he worshiped--his Father. John 20:17 at the same time as it become time for Jesus to go away for heaven, he stated he become ascending to my God. at the same time as the Jewish clergy accused Jesus of being equivalent to God, what did he reply? John 5:17-24 tells us. Philippians 2:6-10 speaks of Jesus giving no interest of being equivalent to God yet decreased himself to take a slave's style to convey glory to his Father, God.

Answer 5

Oy vey... You really screwed up on this one. I had this same talk with my daughter and my two step-sons. I was upfront with all of them about it, and when they were younger asking about it, I said we would talk to them later when they were more mature to discuss this. My youngest step-son who is now 10, I just had this talk with him a few months ago when he was 9. And I sat down and told him the truth about it all.

You're going to have to sit down and have a serious long talk with your son about why you said what you said. Trust is a BIG thing to maintain between you and your kids. Trust me on this, I have 3 sons and 1 daughter.

Answer 6

Apologize for lying to him and explain to him why you did so.

From now on, tell him the truth.

Answer 7

tell him you told him that because you care about him

Answer 8

HoHoHo!

Answer 9

when he has his own kid's he'll understand, just asure him of that!

Answer 10

are you for real or just a moron