I've got a penguin from ice station Zebra staying with me at the moment.Her name is 'Shirley'.When I came back from the pub,the 2ft high lovey had done a fantastic Thai dinner,candles,low lights and Barry White.
Is it wrong for me to bang a penguin?
She is a jackass and I'm an emperor...is it wrong for me to 'deal her a special blow' even though she's a lower caste?
2006-08-11 11:24:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Just make sure she walks the 300 miles for fish while you sit on the egg reading the paper.
I'm new and improved and back from this weeks suspension.
Too mad to come up with anything funny.
Sorry.
2006-08-11 11:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Somebody's having you on, mate.
Ice Station Zebra was at the NORTH Pole, and penguins are from the SOUTH pole. And besides, everyone knows there isn't a single Thai dish that uses herring.
As for the proper technique for penguin polishing, I believe the video at the location in the Source field will illuminate you...
2006-08-11 20:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by Scott F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you sandpaper a penguin you will rub the chocolate off.
2006-08-11 18:28:06 · answer #3 · answered by shinalite 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sand paper abuse is not permitted in the month of august , u must use a food blender as this removes all evidence of special blow taking place
2006-08-11 18:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by frijjj3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Er mushooms acid or some seriously strong dope?
Stay off it dude
2006-08-12 05:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you may be skating on thin ice with Picking up a Penguin
2006-08-11 18:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure she's seen a lot of sea men in her day. If she asks you to "stick it up me transom me 'andsome - we don't want no babies round 'ere". you'd best oblige.
2006-08-11 18:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Never say Never 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just remember to use protection!
2006-08-11 18:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by mel b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is completely up to you.
2006-08-11 18:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋