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2006-08-11 11:23:52 · 19 answers · asked by go UCLA bruins! 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

It's where he talks about a mollusk that can talk, that one. What's the full joke?

2006-08-11 11:34:02 · update #1

19 answers

Marlin: Okay, a mollusk walks up to this sea cucumber, well he doesn't actually walk, he's just there, and he turns to the sea cucumber, and... Well, wait, there's a mollusk and a sea cucumber and...
Chum: You know for a clown fish, he's not that funny.

2006-08-11 11:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 0

You never actually get to hear the full joke but it starts off " A mollusk walks up to a sea cucumber" and the punch line is " with fronds like these who needs anemones

2006-08-11 18:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by loudmouth 3 · 0 0

Are . . . are you my CONSCIENCE?

Yes, Dori. (!) We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?

Oh, can't complain.

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Ummm, that's a tough one. He either said, I'd like a root beer float or move down towards the throat

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The Drop Off? Why don't you just batter and deep fry him right here?

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Wow! That's a big butt.

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And yeah:

With friends like you, who needs anemones?

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No eating here tonight, no, no, no eating here tonight
You're on a diet.

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Denial!!!!
Intervention!!!

Ok, I'm dumb, can't exactly remember the lines in the cartoon or the characters' names, apparently. (But If had a monicker like JoeShmoe, I wouldn't be casting any aspersions.) Sorry, Dori. You're my favorite character.

Now if you had asked me about Ice Age . . .

2006-08-11 18:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A mollis wakes up to a sea turtle well not walks swims that's who it starts and the ending is why have stings like these when you can have amenities that's what i remember.

2006-08-11 18:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by beanie21 2 · 1 0

something about a mollusk but i don't remember what

2006-08-11 18:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Everything 4 · 0 0

There was a mullosk and sea cucumber,sea cucumber walked up to the mullosk......i've forgot it.I know that it wasnt funny though,sorry i couldnt be of anymore help.

2006-08-11 19:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by HHH 6 · 0 0

"... with friends like that, who needs anemones?"

There was no real joke, just a punch line by Nemo's dad.

2006-08-11 18:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by racingcowboy58 6 · 0 0

Escapay!

2006-08-11 18:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 0 0

theres these two clown fish and and one says to the other something

2006-08-11 18:26:30 · answer #9 · answered by Mack5 2 · 1 0

"... with friends like these, who needs anemones?"

thats the only lart actually mentioned

2006-08-11 19:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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