A kid who lives a few apartments down from me has a Furby which he put me in charge of for a few days...arrgh! It always offends me, but the insults I return never seem to actually insult it back which deeply annoys me!
2006-08-11 11:17:37 · 24 answers · asked by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Removing the batteries is only a temporary solution to the problem.
2006-08-11 11:53:23 · update #1
You should tie the furby up and tie is mouth shut so he can't yell drive him far away push him out of the car and drive quickly away and when the kid asks what happened you can say that he ran away and he left a note. (you of course must write the note) In doing this you risk the chance that the furby might find is way back but if you blind fold him as well i'm sure you will be ok. Good luck!
2006-08-11 14:11:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't know what a Furby is, so I had to look it up. Check this out and be glad you don't have this many to deal with (I laughed when I saw this) http://www.blanketwarehouse.com/cat.cgi?s=furby I suggest taking the batteries out of it and putting it somewhere where you won't see it. When your neighbor gets back you can always put the batteries back in before returning it. I also went to this link and laughed again when I clicked on Furby Facts and Furby Products. http://www.hasbro.com/furby/ I couldn't believe there were grown up Furbys with little baby Furbys too! That is so cute and hillarious!
2006-08-11 12:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After much research, I believe I have found the solution... Fir though, I would like to take the time to thank the government for wisely banning them from the NSA. http://www.cnn.com/US/9901/13/nsa.furby.ban.01/
Now, before you get into something as serious as murder, perhaps you would consider brainwashing? This site gives a very good explanation of how that is done. http://www.phobe.com/furby/hacking.html
How to kill a furby:
Call 1-800-KLL-FRBY
They will bring you furbyitilzer
Stuff furby in box.
Stuff box in bag.
Stuff Bag in car.
Stuff Car in landfill.
Drown landfill in the furbyitilizer
Take furby out.
Wash Furbytilizer off.
Furby will melt into puddle of acid. if it does not,
You will die.
Now, if you find a furby that was killed by other methods, you may wish to find out how, this is called a furby autopsy.
First, before I tell how to perform this delicate procedure, I would like to present two sites to familiarise yourself with the inner working of furbys, the first site is more graphically based.
http://xenia.media.mit.edu/~kelly/Furby/anatomy.htm
http://www.phobe.com/furby/guts.html
When you think you are ready, follow the instructions on the following website to unlock the secrets of killing furbys!
http://www.phobe.com/furby/auto1.html
2006-08-11 12:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take out the Furby's Batteries! It will shut down!
2006-08-11 11:27:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...I would recommend a very large hammer...
However, I ACTUALLY hit my furby with a hammer when I had one...and It did not break. It kept talking, and didn't stop. It was rather frightening actually...So, I ripped the batteries out and gave it to my puppy dog..The Furby has been shreded, bashed, battered, chewed, torn, thrown, and thoroughly dismantled :) Not to mention my dog really enjoyed it ^^
2006-08-11 12:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by happiest_phantom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was forced to look after one of those obnoxious little monsters myself. *sigh* The best place I found to keep it so that it wouldn't destroy my sanity, was in the guest closet inside a box, on the top shelf, with the hall door closed as well as the closet door.
Don't forget to tip-toe past the door, or else it'll hear you and go off in chipper mania.
I think if they developed a return volley on insults, I might actually find that I could tolerate them....but it's probably not best to test that theory either. I might hurt the poor, innocent, *cute*, little beast.
LOL
2006-08-11 11:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I would take the batteries out then when the kid comes back put the batteries back in. That will make everyone happy.
2006-08-11 11:31:57 · answer #7 · answered by hottiewithabody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you really want to hurt the furby that belongs to that little friend of yours? That might ruin your friendship. On the other hand you might keep your sanity - kill the furby.
2006-08-11 12:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by kukkeeme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Furby? What is this 1996?
2006-08-11 11:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by magerk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!
Well, my niece got one for Christmas one year and she decided to give it a bath the first day. It never spoke again.
You could always say you thought it needed a bath.
(I feel bad even suggesting you kill the kid's Furby! But on the other hand, I can relate!)
2006-08-11 11:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by lorgurus 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋