What is the worst thing on an air plane?

Question

the person is sitting infront of you farts alot and since its airtight the smell doesnt go away... whats yours, if it isnt worst in my opinoin im going to find you, and shove my foot up your a$$

when the person is front of you farts and the smell doesnt go away cuz its air tight...
list urs
IF ITS NOT BETTER IN MY OPINION IM GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT UPP UR /-\SS

Answer 1

The worst thing about security is FIRE ON BORD.
For the crew it Will be very difficult to manage even if aircraft is correctly equipped with extinguishers.

Answer 2

I think the worst thing aboard an aircraft is as follows: You walk onto the aircraft and you head down the isle to find you are seated in the middle... there is a rather large unclean person sitting near the window with a tuna fish sandwhich spilling out of their mouths. Then you sit, and realize you cannot get close enough to the isle to evade the horror next to you... you then see the fatest dirt bag in the world...slopping down the isle and eyeing the isle seat next to you. You look around hoping there is another empty seat in-which that person is searching for... they pause and look at the ticket stub... and smile... they and you both know... you are about to die. The fat slug then pushes their way into the seat... and before you know it you are pressed between two fat loafs.. one with a fish smell and the other of something that died on thestreet on the way to the airport. Now... you get ready to taxi away, and they get a delay on the ramp... the Air cycle machine is working at 10% and the fat mules begin to sweat!!!! The delay lasts for 2 hours... and there is nothing you can do... the flight is full. Finally you take off, and you reach altitude... the flight attendent walks buy and asks if you'ld like a refreshment... but the fat cow next to you cannot wait to get their catapiller lips on that pop can... and drown out your voice.... an hour and fourty minutes later you land... all you want to do is die.
Think it cannot happen? United Airlines... Houston 2005! A day that will live in history... well as far as night mares are conserned.

Answer 3

Getting the middle seat in a windowless row on a filled plane and then sitting on the taxiway with the engines shut down for 2 hours due to traffic "congestion."

Answer 4

- A baby crying on the plane nearly nonstop for 14 hours? Believe me, that happned to me, but lucky for me, British Airways has a TV and headphones.
- Diahorrea on a long haul flight?
- Terrorist on board.
- Explosive decompression (that's when the plane blows a hole and all the air is sucked out)
- Hemorrhoids on a long haul flight, OUCH!
- Annoying people who talk to you for no reason when you are trying to get some sleep.
- Stupid businessmen who are arrogant pr!cks
- On the way on boarding the plane, the captain accidently slips on the throttle causing people to be sucked in the engine,
- Crappy pilots who can't land properly
- Crash landings
- Annoying chatter
- Annoying business men with crappy laptops with their consistent clicking

That’s all the reasons I can think off.

BTW you don’t scare me with your crappy threats, what, are you coming over to england to beat up a 16 year old kid.

Answer 5

I'm sorry, but despite the scary threats and all, I've just got to go with the crashing. You know, the part where the plane fall two miles out of the sky completely out of control, piece of debris flying off in all directions.

The pilot is yelling over the intercomm, "oh, my God, oh, my GOD we're all going to DIE!" The guy in the next row has just crapped his pants and is moaning "Heavenly Father, Heavenly Father....."

And the hysterical b*tch in the seat next to you has just spilt your double single-malt 18 year old Bowmore's all over your lap, and you just KNOW that the chances of getting another one at this point are slim to none.........

For me, that would beat the holy jesus out of a common fart, any old day..........

Answer 6

Farts I can live with. But beging stuck between two morbidly obese people who either have extreme BO or are drenched in cheap cologne is the WORST! Been there, done that. Twice. BAARRRFFF!!

Answer 7

I'm sooo scared....haha lol. Anyway though people farting in front of you really is nasty, I think the worst part (for me anyway) is when you're sleeping and you hit a pocket of turbulence so you freefall for just a couple of seconds. That always scares the crap out of me!!

Answer 8

The worst thing on an airplane? The potable water. Don't ever drink water on an airplane unless you saw the bottle being opened.

Answer 9

that's pretty bad i must admit, but as a former flight attendant, i have to say, the passengers. they suck. they are assholes to the staff, and they are assholes to each other. i once saw a young healthy business man fight with a little old lady because according to him, "she stole his pillow" the lady was crying because her back was in so much pain. what an effing dip-****. no. don't get me started on airplane stories, you simply cannot compete.

Answer 10

The food, or when your sitting next to a baby that yellin its head off.