is there any real evidence that Hitler really did only have one ball? was it ever in the Albert hall?

Answer 1

well, i dont rightly know, but apparently himmler had something similar, and poor old gerbils had nothing at arl.

one of my neighbours is the double of himmler, and i look like hitler when i put a comb up to my nose and do his grimace and dodgy salute.

also, when you take my cigar off me, i am the double of winston churchill.

peace n love, swot xxx

Answer 2

"...and now we know how many balls it takes to fill the Albert Hall!" (NOT Lennon & McCartney!)

Apparently by medical report (Hitler WAS in the German Army during WW1)(and in fact infiltrated the German Workers Party, later the National Socialist or Nazi Party, on behalf of the army, after the war,) Hitler is known to have had an undescended testicle.

This is quite possibly the origin of The Lone Nut Theory of History, or certainly one of it's earliest occasions.


modify) The Colonel Bogey March is better remembered today as the theme from the movie, 'The Bridge Over the River Kwai'. Sort of like Robert Bloch being best known as the author of 'Psycho', or the The William Tell Overture being best remembered as the theme from The Lone Ranger radio show.

Answer 3

Original Full Version

From the version used in 1939-1940

sung to the Melody of the "Colonel Bogey March"


Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, he had two but very small,
Himmler had something simmler,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:


Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
Stuttgart, die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our tunic,
To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:


Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A 'Cherman', unlike Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:


Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
Whistle Chorus:

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An alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler's remains made shortly after the war claimed Hitler was monorchic, but most historians dismiss this reference as propaganda. This autopsy was only released around 1970, by which time Soviet propagandists could well have been aware of the British song (just possibly through defectors like Kim Philby). However, records show that he was wounded in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme, and some sources describe his injury as a wound to the groin. Hitler's World War I company commander has said that a VD exam found that Hitler had only one testicle. Robert G.L. Waite in his book The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hitler (1978), accepts the accuracy of this evidence:

Since the matter is of considerable importance to the psychological development of Hitler from infancy onward, let us pause here and come to grips with the problem of the Fuehrer's testicles. It can now be affirmed that the British Tommies were right all along in the first line of their version of the Colonel Bogey March, they were although manifestly mistaken in the last—that is to say, unless Goebbels' 6 children were the progeny of adoption, paternal surrogacy or some hitherto unconsidered, presumably unpalatable "Gott mit uns" form of divine intervention.
The autopsy performed by the Red Army pathologists on Hitler's body... [produced clear] findings:
The left testicle could not be found either in the scrotum or on the spermatic cord inside the inguinal canal, or in the small pelvis...
There was some discussion of this issue for several weeks in the letters column of the New Statesman, a British magazine in the early 1970s, although all correspondents accepted the Soviet autopsy as valid. One claimed that British intelligence had discovered that Hitler was monorchic and written the song in an attempt to drive him even further round the bend than he was already, with some elaborate theories about how they might have discovered this. Others thought that it was sheer coincidence, and one even claimed that there had been a similar song sung about Napoleon (this may not be true). One pointed out that most English speakers would not pronounce "Goebbels" correctly, they would pronounce it "Goballs", which suggests "no balls" and the rest would follow. (This correspondence came to a conclusion of sorts when one correspondent wrote a letter complaining about the conditions in which alleged illegal immigrants were being detained, adding that this was a more important issue than Hitler's balls.)

Unfortunately, the Soviet autopsy of Hitler cannot be taken as true in most senses. Hitler's death by suicide and the subsequent complete burning of his body would leave little for doctors to analyze--much less be able to focus on such a small body part.

Answer 4

The only part of the ryhme I ever heard was:

Hitler has only got one ball
the other is in the albert hall
his mother, the dirty bugger
cut it off when he was small.

an old playground chant with little basis on facts, however, Hitler DID do some painting work in the Albert Hall in London before he became a dictator. this is true and possibly the origin of this part of the rhyme.

Answer 5

Actualy, medical records did prove Hitler did only have one ball. Dont think it went to the Albert hall though

Answer 6

Hee hee he hee..... I watched a programme on Discovery a while back now that asked the same question. Unfortunately the answer is no...He didn't have one ball. He did in fact have 2 normal ones and its a no again to the Albert Hall. Shame though coz it would have been even funnier if it was true!

Answer 7

lol! That made me laugh!

I think there was evidence that he only had one ball, but I think the Albert Hall bit was made up!!

Answer 8

Great tune, Cant get it out of my head.

You can spot the Yanks though, THere the ones that cant get it,

And as for him having no balls, For a bloke who took over a country that was not his own and then invaded most of europe, Not bad.

Answer 9

Hitler, has only got one ball.
Rommel has two, but very small.
Himmler has something similar,
But poor old Goebels has no balls at all.
Favourite British Army chant!

Answer 10

Although there were conflicting reports regarding this issue Hilter´s comrades denied it. They haven´t found his body yet, but numerous sexual partners hint that he had only one ball.