and what are the consequences if it is.
2006-08-11 10:21:06 · 7 answers · asked by anonacoup 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, the almighty FSM considers it a form of "communion." Very sacred act, actually.
2006-08-11 10:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by spike_is_my_evil_vampire 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Spaghetti is the Chosen Food, but Lasagna is WRONG, as it doesn't even attempt to conform to His Noodly Appendage.
Linguini is OK if you want a thinker Pasta.
Capallini is also OK if you want thinner.
NEVER EVER refer to "angel hair" pasta, as this would mean that you believe in other gods than the FSM, and there are no angels (only strippers) in Pastafarianism.
Make sense?
2006-08-11 10:26:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eating spaghetti is partaking of the body and blood of his noodly goodness (the christians actually STOLE that bit from US and we're taking it back!)
Lasagna on the other hand, is an abomination! You shall not touch it and you must remove it from your sight.
2006-08-11 10:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
spaghetti with meatballs is communion according to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster available at barnes and noble
2006-08-11 10:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
You get fat. Pasta is loaded with carbohydrates. I believe in eating based on the Atkins plan so I guess I am your anitpasta?LOL
2006-08-11 10:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's holy communion
2006-08-11 10:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's sacrament, sweetie. Body and blood.
2006-08-11 10:25:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋