just in case, and have an eternity of beer volcanoes and stripper factories, than to not believe, and be sent to hell? I only ask you to be a hypocrite because I care.
2006-08-11 10:13:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heh-heh.
2006-08-11 10:21:33 · update #1
Debra can be an honorary member! =0)
2006-08-11 10:24:55 · update #2
Speckofdust... of course not! That's communion, and you must eat spaghetti at least once a week... or is it once a month... oh dear, maybe it's every day... s***! I'm going to hell!
THANK YOU dear sweet bettie for LOVING us enough that you would want us to be SOMEONE WE ARE NOT!!! You are truly an INSPIRATION! May all the FSM HATERS on this religious and spiritual site LEARN from YOU about how GREAT OUR FSM IS!!! But I doubt it because THEY are only here to TORMENT the BELIEVERS!!! Fair enough!
2006-08-11 19:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Snark 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a loving God and could no longer deliver anybody to hell. easily, there's no hell. He extremely does no longer prefer to punish anybody who's a nonbeliever, however He might easily extremely which you embraced His Noodly Goodness. you will no longer remorseful approximately doing so interior the slightest. R'Amen.
2016-11-04 09:36:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course. Far better to do what His Noodlieness wants, even if you don't believe. Be convincing, though, or He may not send you to the beer volcanoes and stripper factories. May you be touched by His noodly appendage
2006-08-11 10:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand why everyone has bought the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to investigate the possibility of the FSM.
2006-08-11 10:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think you are referring to Pastacal's wager.
And it is 100% true. After all, if you just follow the FSM's tenents (don't forget the pirate cosutme!) you'll end up in the best heaven among the bunch!
Why take the chance?
Ramen sister Ramen!
2006-08-11 10:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beer volcanoes and strippers... enticing...
However, I think I will stay true to my beliefs but I hope you have a lot of fun with yours :o)
2006-08-11 10:17:14 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster if it's edible. Mmmmm. Flying spaghetti.... Do I get his powers of flight if I devour him?
2006-08-11 10:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by gilgamesh 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
NO!!! I disagree with mass-producing strippers on grounds of inferior quality! They should continue to be hand-made with love and care according to the old ways...kosher.
2006-08-11 10:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I mean, that would be insane to NOT give the stripper factory a chance, right? I mean, what have you got to lose?
2006-08-11 10:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Nah I don't believe but I will eat pasta. On occasion and I prefer the low carb style.
2006-08-11 10:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋