PROVE to me that his noodly goodness doesn't exist. Go on I DARE you!
After all, millions believe in him.
There have been countless sightings.
There is a book written about him and he is mentioned in this book.
He is mysterious and does not allow himself to be measured or tested by mere earthly scientific equipment.
His story of creation is irrefutable.
He promises the BEST heaven for his followers after death. WE get a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory. Can you beat that?
So, the challenge is issued, prove he doesn't exist or be referred to as a "heathen" for the rest of your worthless lives.
For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, get educated here;
http://www.venganza.org/
It will save your life!
Ramen!
2006-08-11 10:01:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Regardless of what other people say about FSM, I have a personal relationship with him, and that is all that matters. People that don't know FSM cannot understand. And personally, I think they're all simply running from his noodly appendage. They're afraid that they won't live up to his expectations, so they try to make fun of us believers.
But they'll discover the truth in the end. And as they peer in hopelessness at our stripper factory, they will remember your words.
2006-08-11 10:10:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had taken part in the Holy Communion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster last night at midnight. Along with it was Holy Garlic Bread and a large congregation of mushrooms swimming in tomato sauce. The Holy Sermon was on the evolution of the kumquat.
Amen.
2006-08-11 10:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, of course he exists, he lives just accross the street with Santa, the Easter Bunny,Hercules,Neo, Darth Vader and Batman.
Just because somewhone made him up does not mean that he exists, then why isn`t star wars a historical document?Gosh.....
2006-08-11 10:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by utlcutl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ramen brother Ramen
2006-08-11 10:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure he exists IF I pick up a plate of spagetti and throw it. He might Exist for about 5 seconds.
2006-08-11 10:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe. I believe. Long live The Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!!!
2006-08-11 10:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by NVgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bravo, Spread the word.
2006-08-11 10:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by chubbiguy40 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAmen! =0)
2006-08-11 10:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
is this some type of joke? I've never heard of the flying spagetti monster so i wouldnt know how to answer the question...but if you believe in it, who are we to terll you if it is wrong.
2006-08-11 10:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by Rachel M 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL very cute...you remind of Linus of the Peanuts Gang with his Pumpkin Patch....thanks!
2006-08-11 10:04:03 · answer #10 · answered by celine8388 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋