Would he keep sacrificing 5 points by asking questions or would he answer questions and collect points? Would he ever write wtf? Or would WWJD become his trademark. Would you ever report Jesus for abuse??
2006-08-11 09:48:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He'd ask something like this..."Becky, don't you think it's time to get off the computer and go do the dishes like your mother told you to do?" For details it'd be "She's going to be home in 22 minutes and 38 seconds so get at it!!"
2006-08-12 05:50:12 · answer #1 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd be allot like Jesus on South Park
2006-08-11 10:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would not be interested in collecting points that's for sure and he would be gracious just like his Heavenly Father.
He already has his trademark, LOVE!!!!
No abuse, not ever!!!!
2006-08-11 10:25:16 · answer #3 · answered by avaddohn-Apollyon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that he would spend his time answering questions rather than asking them because he is perfect so there is nothing else that he would need to know....WWJD would definitely be his trademark because it doesn't really answer your question but it leaves you feeling all warm and fuzzy inside....
2006-08-11 09:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by policethesoul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd probably just shut the whole thing down. Then go tell Dad it's time because the humans are too stupid to manage the World.
2006-08-11 09:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by elk312 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, What Would Jesus Ask?
I need to put that (WWJA) on a wide rubber band.
2006-08-11 09:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ron D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He already answered all your questions, its in the Holy Bible. And yes He answers through me for he lives in me and shines through me and others that has accepted Him as their Lord and Savior.
2006-08-11 09:55:21 · answer #7 · answered by Christine N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe he would answer more and ask some questions that he already knows the answer just so people could learn from them.
2006-08-11 09:56:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the points will no longer be necessary because his peace will flow through the net to several hearts that get hooked to him
2006-08-11 09:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by jbiferi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id think jesus would answer questions in parable form
2006-08-11 09:51:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋