Can someone please tell me how to make a beer bong?

Question

I AM HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BEER BONG. I AM 23... AND IM RETARTED CUZ I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO MAKE ONE. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME? I WANT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AND CHEAP AS POSSIBLE! THANKS!

Answer 1

To be really easy and inexpensive take a can of beer and a can.opener. Put a hole (triangular shape from the can opener) on the side at the bottom of the can. Put your head back and put the hole up to your mouth holding the can upright over your mouth. Snap open the pop top and the beer will pour out of the whole very easily down your throat. You will finish the whole can in seconds. Called a beer Shotgun.

Answer 2

Beer bongs are the nuclear devices of speed-drinking. Completely bypassing taste buds, the mouth and sanity in general, a beer bong allows the average person to pound down about two full cans of beer in less than 10 seconds.



Material Needed to Make a Beer Bong:

To do this, one requires a funnel. A long piece of tubing (generally at least a meter in length) must be firmly secured to the funnel. The volume of the funnel and the tubing should be enough to accommodate the beverage(s) which are to be consumed. The size of the funnel and length of the tubing vary widely. Generally, a meter of tubing is good for an ordinary beer bong, although extremely long funnels can be used in situations where the funnel can be held from high above, such as at the top of a staircase, balcony, fraternity house, etc. The ultimate beer bong has a valve of some sort inline at the drinking end of the tube, to cut down on spillage. The beer bongs have defoamers, which pump foam back into the top of the funnel. This makes it easier to drink the beer, as there is little or no foam to choke on.

Procedure for Using a Beer Bong:

The beer bongee begins by stopping the drinking end of the tube with either his or her thumb or by using the valve. The funnel and tube are held up, and the liquid is poured into the apparatus. The drinker then quickly unstops the tube and inserts the drinking end of the beer bong into his or her mouth, and falls to his or her knees. The other participants must then hold the beer bong up to make the tube as vertically oriented as possible. The effects of gravity will cause the beer or other beverage to be ingested extremely quickly.

Beer Bong Tip

Remember that you have to let all the foam come to the top. To do this, put your thumb on the inside of the tube and raise the bong up in the air. All of the air bubbles will travel up and you will be left with a nice, clean beer bong with no foam to deal with.

Answer 3

Sorry can't help.