I have this newly wedded neighbours, a black dude and a chinese woman, who live next door, they have aggressive noisy sex every night with the woman screaming, crying and begging for help. I know she is into the sex but its strange and annoying since I'm used to moans, groans and shouts like "oh I love it, don't stop", "ur marvelllous" or " ur so big". This fellow is threatening my REP cos I've been the No.1 stud in the neighbourhood and the girls in my neighbourhood say they'll love to spend a night with him.
Please someone assure me its early marriage blues and when will they start having boring sex Or is it how asian women scream while having sex??? Pls give me a reason to boost my fast deflating ego......oooh I pray she gets pregnant sooner than later, then we'll have some peace.
2006-08-11 09:34:42 · 19 answers · asked by adriano 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Listen babe, you say you are the neighbourhood stud well you can't be doing a lot of studding if you are listening to the newly weds.
You ain't got no worries any who as they are married so you can continue as you were? STUD???
Everyone is different and each to their own, try making some noise yourself so they can see that the walls are not that thick.
Hey at the end of the day use it to your advantage and pretend like you are listening to a porn and give yourself a handy shandy. lol
By the way just to let you know I have been with my man for 16 years and our sex life just keeps getting better and better so you may be in for a long wait or you would always move, lol.
2006-08-11 09:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by ooooh look @ me, lol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think her being pregnant is going to make any difference. Anyway not to worry they're probably just watching the Simpson's or the Flintstones. Use ear plugs, turn over and get some beauty sleep. If you don't mind me saying it looks at though you could do with it.
2006-08-11 16:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could get a sign and stick it on his door - one of those big white arrows on a red background - none of your home made shite, a proper one from some site like www.i-sell-all-the-best-signs.co.uk or something - saying 'This Way Please' and see if that helps you any?
If not partake in a bit of self-pleasuring with a porno film on loud volume (less the cheesy music) and open all your windows and yell a few of your own classy sayings and see if that helps. Make sure you chuck a glass of water over a well oiled face to look like your really hot and sweaty, and sit on the doorstep, having a ciggie and breathing pretty heavily for good effect - occasionally mopping your brow if any totty goes past. (make sure you have turned off the sound affects at this point or it will look really corny - like you have an orgy going on or something.)
There - hows that for advice???!!!
2006-08-11 16:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by Moi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think your being a biy harsh on the asian woman and on the man and I thinkthe only thing your annoyed at losing is your reputation. Stop being big headed!
2006-08-11 16:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by kareno209 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've yet to try it, but I plan to play very loud postman pat theme music, when my neighbour is at it some time.
Or maybe that one from "Rita, Sue and Bob Too" - "We're having a gang bang, we're havin' a ball..."
2006-08-11 16:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by Neil - the hypocrite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call 999 and say that you have heard some one begging for help…. Once the cops turn up they will learn to be quiet.
2006-08-11 16:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Shane C 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey Adriano! I see you've put your real photo on at last! And wow, what a question - you're imagination truly knows no bounds. Well done.
2006-08-15 11:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by long_luscious_lashes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fu.ck you asshole....I would take the black stud instead of you anyday..I bet he has a big dick to satisfy me....your No.1 stud days are officially over..go cry a river..boo hoo..
2006-08-11 17:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like someones a bit jealous of all ur girlie mates wanting the man nxt door instead of u!!!
2006-08-11 18:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pack your bags folks , we are going on an ego trip.
2006-08-11 16:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋