2006-08-11 09:23:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
I'd break your arm off and beat you to death with it...TURKEY!
2006-08-15 07:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soak you with the turkey baster! Then stuff you with the stuffing and cook you at 350 for 12 hours and serve you up with the rest of the other turkeys who would try to pull out such a stunt! LOL!
2006-08-11 16:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by Wayne S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have Thanksgiving dinner, of course.
2006-08-11 16:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id wash that bird down with a six pack of bud light then fall asleep
2006-08-11 16:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by benjaminbrumley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd grab some Shake N Bake and stuff it up his butt.
2006-08-11 16:27:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fight back with a bowl of mashed potatoes!
2006-08-11 22:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit you with a can of cranberry sauce!
2006-08-11 16:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by grizzly_r 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it away and beat you with it -- that way I tenderize the bird!
2006-08-11 16:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by GP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take a bite out of your weapon every time you swung it at me!
2006-08-11 16:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by Cyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will atacking you with pillow or with christnas goose or duck
2006-08-11 16:26:08 · answer #10 · answered by Irina C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋