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To the woman in my previous answer, KUDOS to you for illustrating the point.

2006-08-11 09:23:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

Absolutely you will burn in hell. Orange soda is the nectar of the Gods!!


Thanks! *blush*

2006-08-11 09:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 0 3

The answer is truly not that simple, but it could be yes. How did you come by that soda? Was it stolen? If so did you steal it or just receive it stolen? If you received it stolen and didn't know that it was stolen then are you guilty also? Did you you buy it? The money you used was it clean or dirty? How did you come about the money? Was it of legal means? If not then by what means did you come by the money?

See just like religion with out all the games being played, how do you know?

I will say this, if drinking an orange soda gets you in to hell, well I guess you and I will be there together.

2006-08-11 16:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 1 0

Not only that, orange soda is essential to ones reproductive state. In some cultures orange soda is worshipped as the fertility god. Sheesh, what pagans.

2006-08-11 18:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, well ... regardless of whether it will save me or not, I'm still gonna drink orange soda anyway.

2006-08-11 16:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Two Words for ya: Your Crazy!
Some people beleive in weird things but others just exaggerate it a little, stop reading folk tales!

2006-08-11 16:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jay D 2 · 1 0

Oh yes indeed.
The imbibing of orange soda is paramount if you wish to avoid the fires of hell.
If anyone can prove otherwise I invite them to do so now...

2006-08-11 16:27:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I think that if you don't drink orange soda, god will either Crush (tm) or Slice (tm) you for eternity in hell.



Did I mention that god owns stock in Pepsi & Coke?

2006-08-11 16:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Sorry I don't have time to go back to a previous question.

If you appropriate bad things you will go to hell. You might be on the right track there somewhere maybe possibly OK.

2006-08-11 16:26:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

What do orange soda and hell have to do with each other?

2006-08-11 16:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by boukenger 4 · 1 1

gonna answer a question with a question who in the world told you that bull?

2006-08-11 16:30:28 · answer #10 · answered by Heartful_poet 3 · 1 0

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