2006-08-11 09:04:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
How can you attack me with a picture? That just doens't make sence!
2006-08-11 09:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by swankified!!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll try to attack you with this!:
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever
and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 p ounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
2006-08-11 16:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Attack you with the picture of an angry Squirrel.
2006-08-11 16:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by Karmically Screwed 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Eat your dog picture with a dragon picture, then attack you with a picture of a lancing llama!!
2006-08-11 16:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by Carpet Shark Luver 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What would you do if I punched you in the face in front of your whole family! What would you do! You don't know do you! I take fighting classes so don't get it twisted! Buh bye now!
2006-08-11 16:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by YellowBone06 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
defend myself with a picture of a kangaroo
2006-08-11 16:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
protect myself with a picture of a gun.
2006-08-11 16:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by basque girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kick u square in the nuts
2006-08-11 16:10:17 · answer #8 · answered by rosss87 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would take it away from you and whack you over the head with it. (maybe twice)
2006-08-11 16:09:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ATTACK YOU WITH A PICTURE OF A ANGRY MAN WITH A SHOT GUN................
2006-08-11 17:11:19 · answer #10 · answered by BLOODHOUND 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋