2006-08-11 08:39:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
If they play Dueling Banjos for your wedding march.
If your town library burns, loses all 3 books, except for the coloring book the Mayor hasn't finished.
2006-08-15 06:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if this phrase is familiar to you.
2006-08-11 17:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're wife's hair gets caught in the ceiling fan!
2006-08-11 15:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by amylr620 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You like to do yard work with your shirt off; and so does your husband.
You think "studying abroad" is girl watching.( I just made that up, I know, it's dumb"
2006-08-11 16:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by Raymond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have more than 1 middle name.
2006-08-11 21:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by duc602 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you hear 'werewolf,' and you answer, "he's tied up in the backyard. If you want go on back and pet him."
2006-08-11 19:28:40 · answer #6 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you like my Avatar and my 'countrified name..Billy J
2006-08-15 13:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by oldtimer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you think the internet is a joke book
2006-08-11 15:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your family tree doesnt fork
2006-08-14 15:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by Jase Mighty Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......if you reference Jeff Foxworthy and then wonder why people make fun of hillbillies from Arkansas.......
2006-08-11 15:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Haylow ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋