Any good, clean jokes????

Question

:)

Answer 1

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Sure is hot in here huh?" and the other muffin responds with, "OMG! A talking muffin!!"

Answer 2

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."The blonde shouts, "fire!!"


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Answer 3

There was a monster that lived at the top of a hill, a Rabi that lived next to the hill, and these little creatures called 'Trids.' Everyday the Trids would run up the hill and the monster would kick them and they would come rolling down to the bottom of the hill. The Rabi saw the monster do this day after day and eventually he went to see the monster.
"Why do you kick the innocent little Trids everytime they come up the hill?" asked the Rabi
The monster replyed : "Silly Rabi kicks are for Trids!"

Answer 4

A lady Doctor and a blond loves same fellow. And the blond gave an apple to the fellow daily. When been asked why, she answered "An apple a day, keeps Doctor away."

Answer 5

there are 32 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope that is conected to a plane that is going down because of too much weight. the brunnette makeks a huge long speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself to save the others. when shes done all the blondes clap.

Answer 6

An older Tennesse woman goes to a tattoo parlor, she says to the artist "I want a tattoo of Elvis on the top of my right thigh..."

He says "No problem" and she gets undressed..

So he does his finest work and the lady says "That don't look like Elvis at all" - so he looks at it and says "it's pretty close" - she says "well I ain't payin for it - do it on the other thigh"

So he goes to work and does his best and the lady says "that don't look a thing like Elvis and I ain't payin for it"...

The Tattoo artist says "lady it looks just like Elvis and you ARE going to pay for it!", she says "no, I ain't".... he says "fine - I'll grab the next person that walks by the door and they will tell you to settle it"...

As it turns out, the 1st guy walks by and is drunk... so he tells the drunk that he wants to know about his artwork... so the older lady lifts up her dress and the drunk says "whoa, I don't know who the 2 twins are but the one in the middle looks like Kenny Rogers!!!"

:D

Answer 7

www.comedycentral.com

look for clean jokes in any section you like

Answer 8

Q: What happened to the blonde wolf that got stuck in the trap?

A: She chewed off 3 legs and was still stuck in the trap...

lol

Answer 9

You ask me for naughty one i can fill you with it however try this one i think it is bit clean:-

I did proposed to her, she said yes but if only I brought her a pair of crocodile boots. I setted off to Africa and a search is being made, they find me hunting crocodiles and watch me killing a huge one I walked over the reptile, checked its legs ooops "71st and *again* bare feet!"

Answer 10

i heard this joke as a jewish joke but you can put anyone in it,

two guys are talking and one asks why do jewish people always answer a question with a question?

i don't know lets go ask that rabbi?

hey rabbi why do jewish people always answer a question with a question?

(rabbi says) what's wrong with that?