I have this big snake I carry in my pants and it feeds only on PUSSSY all day and never gets tired.
Will any kind hearted hot sexy lady volunteer to take care of it this weekend.
2006-08-11 08:25:56 · 36 answers · asked by adriano 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I have 4 p ussy cats and I think they would eat your snake for breakfast so best if you look else where.
2006-08-11 09:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by angelcake 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for you lol- l mean you can't just go around feeding peoples ******* coz your snake doesn't get tired. You should at least find a girlfriend first, have a decent relationship, get married and then use your snake. l know l'm too young to be telling u this (only 15) but l hate to see people treat themselves like that. GOOD LUCK!! and l hope l helped.
2006-08-11 09:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by chicho 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 Points.
2006-08-11 08:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by interpreters_are_hot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep the snake in its burrow.Too much being out is no good
2006-08-15 05:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to use analogies to talk about ur dick then u are obv living in a fantasy land..believing that anybody would want to.
2006-08-11 10:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude you are so gay or you have very cheesey pick up lines
You need to play football and be a man you faggat
2006-08-11 08:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this er...."snake" is so big why are you on a help website looking for sex???? Why arn't you out with a girl?? Wait....I think I can guess!!!!
2006-08-11 08:38:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah Im spoken for mate, sorry
2006-08-11 08:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a fuc.king retard! How the fuc.k do you expect me to take care of it when I am millions of miles away from you?I suspect your hott as.s isn't getting any!
2006-08-11 10:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't snakes loose there skin so don't worry it Will fall off soon
2006-08-12 19:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋