9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?
2006-08-11 08:14:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I CANT AGREE WITH U MORE!!!!!!!
2006-08-11 08:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by *~♫=♡=♫~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby i'm sure you do all those 9 things you hate about everybody .You even do it more than everybody.You are dumber than everybody.Thanks for the 2 points anyway.
2006-08-11 15:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by Naty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. when someone asks you when the bus is due - what do I look like 'a speaking timetable'?
2006-08-11 15:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by nb19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you okay?......sounds like to need to see a therapist. or anger management. hahahhaah
i sure dont do those things. so you cant hate me
2006-08-11 15:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got that off funny.com
2006-08-11 18:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quite sure, but I think you ripped that off from some comedian...........yeah, I'm pretty sure you did.....lame
2006-08-11 15:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just came from little johnny jokes and that exact one lol
2006-08-11 15:17:53 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least list your source ( funnyjunk.com )
2006-08-11 15:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by nj_bigdog_jr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You rock!!
2006-08-11 15:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about hate yourself
2006-08-11 15:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute i guess
2006-08-11 15:29:21 · answer #11 · answered by pandafreakk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋