2006-08-11 08:14:19 · 13 answers · asked by JJ 2 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
People who are working out so hard they pee their pants.
2006-08-11 08:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A slender woman who was doing erotic floor excercises while laying on her back with knees bent at a high traffic aisle in the weight-lifting room. She obviously wanted to be seen, so she was pretending to be strengthening her crotch muscles :-)
And just two days ago I wondered about the gender of the individual on an elliptical *cross*-trainer ;-) The person had a masculine face and haircut, and hairy muscular legs. However, only fat men can have small boobs, whereas this individual was only pudgy. She eventually went into the women's room.
One of the regulars at my gym is a late middle-age woman of respectable fitness. But she gets on the eliptical (often times in the front row where she can be seen) and uses it in uniquely silly form: shifting her weight in a cyclic manner by leaning alternately toward her left and right sides. Continuously she waddles and rocks from left to right, presumably to make it an easier exercise. Nobody else does that, regardless of age, gender or fitness level.
Seems like there's always someone on a Stairmaster, gripping the handlebars with elbows locked straight so that the palms are bearing almost of the weight. Whenever they do this they also maintain a pedal travel no greater than several inches. Looks really wimpy, and what a waste of time. :-)
Ridiculous !! :-)
2006-08-11 17:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by zymer5 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People, who have never been in the gym, want to loose the weight at the same day they join the gym. First thing they do after entering the gym is to weight themselves, then go on any machine and workout like crazy for 10 minutes and when they are out of breath they go on the weighing machine again to see how many pounds they have lost......and then bang the door on their way out.
2006-08-11 15:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by SheLady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a guy who took himself way too seriously doing arm curls while straddling a bench. When he was done he rested the dumbbell between his legs and accidentally pinched one of his testicles. His girly shriek filled the entire gym, everyone stopped and immediately realized what had happened. The laughter continued for hours.
2006-08-11 15:37:54 · answer #4 · answered by makawao_kane 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I walked by a guy once who was saying things like "Oh there you are, where have you been, Its good to see you" I did not know who he was talking to at first as I was the only person close enough and I did not know him. I watched a little more and noticed he was talking to his bicep. What an idiot.
2006-08-11 15:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Hergan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always loved the Body Builder Midget... but I'm a little scared of midgets so I never really talk to him...
2006-08-11 15:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by A_Soldiers_Wife 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two "big" guys trying to lift to much and spilling the weights or some "mr. bean" looking dude with a hard on ----- walking on the treadmill EWEEEEEEEEEE
2006-08-11 15:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by alabama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
someone lifting more weighs than they can manage and someone have to take the weighs off them before they crush their self.this is serious but funny.
2006-08-11 15:22:16 · answer #8 · answered by cassandra s. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this guy doing pull-ups and he lost his shorts. Thank God he had a jock on!
2006-08-11 15:18:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You! ha ha ha ha ha
2006-08-11 15:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋