How do you wipe?

Question

When you are done pooping do you flaten out the paper or bunch it in a big ball?

Answer 1

This question should be in the jokes category because its hillarious. I folded up and wipe, then fold again and wipe again then i use babywipe to fnish it up real nice and clean.

Answer 2

It really depends on several factors. 1) where am I? a) If I'm in a public toilet then I usually bunch up the paper to see if I can clog the pipes. b) If I am at home I usually flatten and fold the paper. 2)What is the absorbancy of the paper? a) If the paper is very absorbant I flatten and fold the paper. b) If the paper is not very absorbant I will bunch it up. 3) What is the softness or comfort level of the paper? a) if the paper is of good quality and is very soft and strong I will flatten and fold the paper as I find this method the most comfortable for me personally. b) If the paper is hard and scratchy (i.e.John Wayne paper) I will bunch it up as this process makes the paper softer, stronger, and more absorbant. Hopefully this information will be sufficient for you. Thank you

Answer 3

Always double fold (if two-ply) so you have four layers of protection to prevent stained fingers, then hold the paper on your palm, make it firm with the thumb, and proceed from the scrotum up along the butt crack, firmly but careful of the butt hair. Then fold the paper, and repeat until paper comes up clean. Happy wiping!

Answer 4

Double Up and Flaten. (cksq)

Answer 5

I fold and flatten. I was not aware that some people bunch it into a ball until I did some reading on the history of TP.

Answer 6

I wash.

Flatenning about 6 squares is better than bunching it.

Answer 7

not really a ball, more of a folded wad, i think a more important ? is do you sit and lean or squat and hover when wiping?

Answer 8

Crumple it into a big ball, front to back.

Answer 9

Ya gotta fold and flatten. More surface area and less chance of slippage.

Answer 10

i dont wipe my own butt, you need to ask the charmin bears!