George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
“Bob”.
“And what is your question, Bob?”
“I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh that’s right — question time. Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. “Steve”
“And what is your question, Steve?”
“I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, Where is “Bob”? !!
2006-08-11 07:18:48 · 21 answers · asked by Burhan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please take this solely as a joke i dont want to offend any one and do not mean to point at any one
2006-08-11 07:27:04 · update #1
Little Democrats and The Bush.
A story, indeed.
I want to hear The Bush's ..er....answers!
LOL.
Have a good night.
2006-08-13 15:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Though, I'd probably find it funnier if I weren't a republican...also, I don't think Kerry did get more votes. Still, the concept of the joke is mildy entertaining
2006-08-11 07:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by Zarango 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-29 22:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats mean.... but oh so hillarious!!!!
why did the chicken cross the road?
he was running from the president-
he said he had something stupid like' bird flu'
and honesely i dont get why were killing the chickens when we could just put them on '' lockdown" and have nobody go near them!!!!
just kidding .i love bush-slamming jokes though. I just get soooo mad at him sometimes....
2006-08-11 07:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha truly laugh don't worry about the points i think i yet submitted 250+jokes, multiply them with 5 and c how much i thrown away
2006-08-11 08:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kerry did not get more votes than Bush.
2006-08-11 07:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by bowlingcap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol but kind of rude n i dont think kerry got more votes! but its still funny
2006-08-11 07:33:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good and subtle too. Gave me a wry laugh
2006-08-11 07:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is kinda old and do you want pity for throwing away points? because a lot of people do it but... pretty sad when you tell a joke that is really old
2006-08-11 15:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. never expected the last question. Very nice, Have anymore
2006-08-11 08:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋