I'm bored some one tell me good joke?

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Answer 1

there was a us helicopter flying over a school yard the helicopter had 3 soldiers in it one said I'm hungry and pulls out an apple he takes a bite and say crap that's nasty so he throws it out another soldier say I'm hungry to so he pulls out a banana takes a bite and say crap that's nasty and throws it out the last soldier says i want some action so he pulls out a grenade and pulls the ring nothing happens so he says its a dud and throws it out and this whole time three kids are sitting on a bench and one starts crying the other 2 ask what is wrong so he says an apple hit me on the head then about that time another one says ouch the other unhurt one ask what happened so he said a banana hit me on the head and about that time the third one started laughing the other 2 ask what was funny and he said i farted and that building just blew up

Answer 2

Did you understand me?

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people.

When a disgruntled customer at a window exclaimed, "No Tickets?" What do you mean NO TICKETS?"

The women waiting on him smiled sweetly. "I'm terribly sorry, sir," she replied. "Which word didn't you understand?"

Answer 3

Brian this is for you -
My girlfriend called me to her house one day.I went there and found her sister alone in the house.She was unbelievably sexy than my girl Friend.She whispered in my ears " I have feelings for you please love me once.I turned around and walked to the front door towards my car.Amazingly I found my girl friend standing there and she hugged me and said " you have won my trust " Moral - It is always better to keep the CONDOMS in the car and not in the wallet.

Answer 4

Did you hear about the Ethiopian that fell into the shark tank?
He ate 3 of them before they could get him out!!

Answer 5

Love Poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.
YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

Answer 6

when somebody is walking fast in the streets from work what are they...........people who dont got enough money for taxi

Answer 7

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