let the best one win !
2006-08-11 06:49:27 · 19 answers · asked by JS 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I have a type, and it's not you and never will be.
2006-08-11 07:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by jtj 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I’m not sure what a fob is, but from the context of your question I’m going to assume you want a good way of getting rid of annoying guys that are hitting on you.
Here’s a list of things that may work. These are things you can say.
- I’m really a guy.
- I have a penis.
- I’m a lesbian.
- I have AIDS
- I have herpes
- Sorry, I only date transsexuals.
- I’m really just looking for a husband and someone to be a father to my 4 kids.
- Larana Bobbit is my hero.
- Do you love Jesus?
- How much money do you make? *Wait for answer.* O, I’m sorry I only date real men.
2006-08-11 13:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by PseudogodJ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best way to fob off guys? Gain 20 pounds.
2006-08-11 13:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I keep a small book handy and pull it out when a guy cannot get the message subtly that he is annoying and i don't want to be bothered. Also, don't make any kind of eye contact or response to anything he says...ok, it's rude but sometimes annoying guys are so clueless that a girl has to resort to being rude for them to get the message.
2006-08-11 14:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by AILENE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are standard lines that I've used that worked most of the time.
I'm a lesbian!
Do you know what my sign is? it's a stop sign, so just stop.
I'm sorry, you've confused me with someone who cares.
Does that come in adult size?
No habla ingles.
I'm a therapist, 100 dollars first, and your hours starts....now.
2006-08-11 14:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say, "I'm the psycho ex-girlfriend that your friend used talk about." (Every guy has at some point referred to at least one of his ex-girlfriends as a psycho! She wasn't psycho when they were together, but after the break-up, she is and always will be! It's actually kinda funny...)
2006-08-11 15:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by Sara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have a drink in your hand say" I really shouldn't be drinking this! I'm not done with my antibiotic treatment yet! but at least the burning has gone away!!!"
2006-08-11 17:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by Starla 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a good time subtly insulting them until I feel like walking away.
2006-08-11 13:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm no girl but mention something about your kids back home and they'll run for sure
2006-08-11 13:54:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're drinking (or have been drinking), when they start talking to you, let out a long, loud belch in their face.
2006-08-11 15:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just had a fight with my jealous colombian husband, cause i found out he works for a cartel.
2006-08-11 14:21:05 · answer #11 · answered by morganna_f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋