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I would take him out for a beer.

2006-08-11 06:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My faith would be able to stand the terror. Satan is not omni-present like God- he can only be at one place at one time (though he has many demons). So for Satan to personally want to come and attack me- must mean that i'm doing something right for God.

Nickster

2006-08-11 06:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by Nickster 7 · 0 0

In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.

The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.

Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.

Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.

Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.

Love and blessings
don

2006-08-12 01:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Satan are those in falseness.

"It has been believed heretofore in the world that there is one devil that presides over the hells; that he was created an angel of light; but having become rebellious he was cast down with his crew into hell. This belief has prevailed because the devil and satan, and also lucifer, are mentioned by name in the Word, and the Word in those places has been understood according to the sense of the letter. But by "devil" and "satan" there hell is meant, "devil" meaning the hell that is behind, where the worst dwell, who are called evil genii; and "satan" the hell that is in front, where the less wicked dwell, who are called evil spirits; and "lucifer" those that belong to Babel, or Babylon, who would extend their dominion even into heaven. That there is no one devil to whom the hells are subject is evident also from this, that all who are in the hells, like all who are in the heavens, are from the human race (see n. 311-317); and that those who have gone there from the beginning of creation to this time amount to myriads of myriads, and every one of them is a devil in accord with his opposition to the Divine while he lived in the world" (Heaven and Hell n. 544).

2006-08-11 06:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would throw rocks at him, faint, and then be saved by faith. Fainting has nothing to do with me not believing, as much as it would be caused by pure shock... I might wet myself a little as well.

2006-08-11 06:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by konekodesu 2 · 0 0

My faith would stop the terror. I wouldn't faint. he has no power.

2006-08-11 06:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by gg 4 · 0 0

There was this Man of GOD, who got Visited by the Devil.
The Devil tried to Scare him, and moved his chair around the Room.
The Man of GOD took Authority over the Devil (through JESUS), and befor the Devil Left, the Man of GOD commanded him to put the Chair back in Place befor the Devil Left. The Devil did.

2006-08-11 06:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0 0

God would most likely blind us to satans presence and give over His peace. when ever i go into so called haunted places, its like the supposed ghosts get scared and leave ;o)

you'd have to be there, to experience it!

2006-08-11 06:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Spock 4 · 0 0

He can't survive an atomic bomb

2006-08-11 06:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i would kick his sorry A $ $!!

2006-08-11 06:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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