The trouble is that the dog gets beats from my friends and family when I insist it was him who blew the gasket.
2006-08-11 05:33:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
gotta just take your own beating...sorry...but, you can blame it on the elephant under the chair.
2006-08-11 05:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by Chetco 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just one of the many advantages to having a dog. Sure! If your dog could speak, he would probably tell you it is an honor to get the credit for such wonderful dog lovable smells!
Oh no I didnt realize he was getting beatings. In that case No No No Never!
That is cruel and you dont deserve a dog at all.
2006-08-11 12:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if him getting beat is what happens when you blame the dog for your gross habit, stop blaming the dog!!!! Your friends and family are so mean! And if you cant stop blaming the dog, next time they go to beat the dog, punch them right in the face!
2006-08-14 22:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always blame the cat. Do you think there is a special Archbishop for the Pope, and a Duke for the Queen, to take the blame and excuse themselves when the Pope, or the Queen, fart in public?
2006-08-11 12:36:19 · answer #4 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm far too proud of the 'silent but deadly' nerve gas, which emits from my pretty little bottom, to blame it on the dog!
I lost my sense of smell but it still makes my eyes water!
Why give a dog the credit?
2006-08-11 12:39:13 · answer #5 · answered by CC...x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that is just cruel blaming a poor anial 4 something that u did n finally the dog gets scolding and beatings by ur frens n family. POOR DOG!!!!!! just accept it that u farted or i u wanna fart just excuse urself n go to the toilet n the fart.....
2006-08-11 12:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by Clueless man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say no but then I seen that you said the dog gets beat... That is so unfair, quit hitting that poor animal and take responsibility for your own nastiness.
2006-08-11 12:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by kitkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, `cause y would u blame some 1 (like u`r dog) when u did...well...THAT! That`s like u`r dog blaming u 4 something...not like dogs can do that...but u get the picture.
2006-08-11 12:37:36 · answer #8 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think that you shouldn't do that, you know, the dog may get into a fight with you!! Also, if you do do it, then one day your family will not believe you.
2006-08-11 19:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fart in the bathroom
2006-08-11 12:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by moh_2276 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just make sure the dog is in the room first. Just telling you from experience........
2006-08-11 12:39:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋