It must have been one of you lot because it was fine when I left it.
2006-08-11 05:30:04 · 18 answers · asked by sarah c 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jack D - you have missed the point, this is the Joke section.
2006-08-11 05:40:29 · update #1
Kango man - why post your answer then? And no one can put stuff like this elsewhere because of nutters who report you at the drop of a hat.
Still, you got your two points, eh?
2006-08-11 09:55:57 · update #2
it's not broken, you just gotta screw it in all the way, vuala! see? It works again!
2006-08-11 05:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well I didn't! Every now and then the sun seems to go through a phase of dullness, due in part, I think, to those pesky areas of grey, cloud-like substance, though quite why they should wish to obscure such a lovely thing in the first place is a mystery to me. Even the milky white substance that beclouds the view of our glorious fiery sphere does, on occasion, become repetitive in nature and cause one to bemoan and recant back to those lazy, hazy summer days when the sky was a constant sea of blue and the birds and the honey bees just seemed to fly and buzz forever. It'll no doubt pop out again soon, bidding us a fond farewell for the winter, and, more permanently, in just over 5 billion years time when exhausting it's reserves of hydrogen it will swell up to eight times it's size and become a red giant and engulf the planet Earth with unfettered aggressiveness. Until then let's all just enjoy it as it is!
2006-08-11 05:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by Lee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What sun? I have'nt seen the sun all summer because of night shift work... you mean to say there's been a sun hanging round?
Oh and Kango Man, grow up... or at least grow a funny bone
2006-08-11 15:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by trueair01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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My apologies for my brother he gets rather carried away when we play solar pool, it was his shot and he was trying to get Pluto to sit behind Saturn thus snookering me but alas he missed and just went berserk and slammed the cue planet into the Sun knocking it off its spot ...
Should have it back by now ...
I knew it was a bad idea playing on a Friday as he is most excitable with the weekend upon us ... Next time I will try and remember to refuse or play something else, sorry for any inconvenience ... :-) ...
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2006-08-11 05:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Gone 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It happens every night, I just think that I'll do a spot of gardening and it breaks every time. Why do you do this to me? Why won't you let me mow my lawn? Why do you leave me in the dark?
2006-08-11 12:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Paula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did what are you going to do with out it oh yes i know the crops will stop growing and all of the world will turn in to ice
2006-08-11 05:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahha, i had a good old chuckle when i read your post. Funny guy.
2006-08-11 23:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was fine when it was playing in my garden yesterday, but I think he went out with those bad lad clouds drinking last night, and you know what's he's like when he's huuuung oooover!!
2006-08-11 05:35:11 · answer #8 · answered by willows 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
how did you find out that it was me? I was trying to be so careful not to get caught.
2006-08-11 05:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not exactly a joke, unless you have a really really really dull sense of humour.
2006-08-11 09:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋