An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, “My hands are freezing cold.”
The mother replied, “Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.” The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, “My hands are freezing cold. The girl replied, “Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.” He did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, “My nose is cold.” The girl replied “Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.” He did and warmed his nose.
The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, “My penis is frozen solid…”
Following this day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she asks, “Have you ever heard of a penis?” Concerned the mother said, “Why, yes why do you ask?” The daughter replies, “They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don’t they!!!”
2006-08-11 05:28:49
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answered by Anonymous
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you make it sound as though someone stole your happiness and freedom. you entered into a marraige thinking it was going to make you happy. it didn't now you are searching for the next guy to make you happy. happiness comes from within and being married will not get you there. seems like people like you are all about themself. The person you married had a plan for their life too, probably being married one time, a house , kids and all that mess. and because of your manic/depression , you have taken away that persons dreams. maybe that's where you get the feeling of power from, wrecking someone elses dreams. but you never thought of that, it was all their fault because they couldn't keep you in romantic bliss.
2006-08-11 12:37:04
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answered by Anonymous
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It's normal to feel that way. You answered your own questions by saying that you were neglected for so long.
2006-08-11 12:28:18
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answered by Littlemissy 4
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You finally got rid of the excess baggage that was weighing you down. Now you can finally live. Good for you!
2006-08-11 12:29:12
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answered by Miss J 7
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Ah, you are just thinking about all them toms waiting for you to come out and play!!!! It's good to take charge of your own life. Freedom has it's own rewards.
2006-08-11 12:45:14
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answered by Anonymous
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yeah well you probably are coming alive after being repressed for a long period of time. Contact if you want to talk
2006-08-11 12:30:03
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answered by thumper 2
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Where are these women when I'm looking for them? Why can't i find one like you?
2006-08-11 12:32:17
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answered by illustrat_ed_designs 4
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BECAUSE YOUR READY TO REALEASE THAT INNER FREAK INSIDE OF YOU. AND REAKY TO RELEASE SOME OLD TENSION
2006-08-11 12:36:34
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answered by Jamil G 1
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Are you sleeping with your lawyer ?
2006-08-11 12:31:14
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answered by dryheatdave 6
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its called freedom, can u smell it?
2006-08-11 12:33:17
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answered by Anonymous
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