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Should I throw pork at him?

2006-08-11 04:53:18 · 18 answers · asked by Lisa 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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They DO!

Many people are now carrying a bit of BACON WRAPPER in their change pocket!

Any muslim who touches their coins --- Ceremonially UNCLEAN!
`~~~~~~~~~~~DIABOLICAL!~~~~~~~~

2006-08-11 04:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 2 1

oh that was so funny,
Good one

I will keep that in mind.
The next time I am in an airplane, I will make sure to bring a pound of bacon. That should ward of any terrorist in case they try to cut my throat with a box cutter or blow me up with toothpaste

Bacon should do it-
Maybe a honey Cured Ham to

Hey where can I get a pork Gun, a gun that fires pork pellets?

LOL

2006-08-11 12:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by Utopia 4 · 1 0

first how do youo knnow he.she wants to kill you?
do you know hem personally
Have they disclosed a plan to a credible source
do they want to kill you because you did something
finally you sould be able to defend your self in any country, if someone attacks you with intent to kill you should be able to use deadly force wih no repercussions
trowing pork at them will only make them want to kill you more

2006-08-11 11:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by lportil 3 · 0 0

Muslims aren't allowed to eat beef...as far as I know...so throw beef at him and tell him it's not halal. Otherwise you're gonna have to make some deals with him. Tell him you'll sell him your country!! Otherwise you'll just have to pray to God!! He's the only person who can help...along with Jesus and the Holy Ghost...

2006-08-11 11:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Join the crowd.. I think they want to kill pretty much everyone including a lot of times themselves.

2006-08-11 11:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Heather 4 · 3 0

That might be an answer!

Seriously, tho, I'd be a Christian fundamentalist and pray for his soul and for my hide.

2006-08-11 11:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 0 1

Don't worry about it. Islamic fundamentalists are cowards. They are terrorists because they don't have the courage to stand and fight.

2006-08-11 11:57:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

U better do something fast...because they do want to

As for the pork...freeze it first.

2006-08-11 11:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why they do that to you ?
Just try avoid them, okay !?
Prevention is better than cure

2006-08-11 12:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by yusdz 6 · 0 0

pork works well!! lol

2006-08-11 11:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by The Dave 2 · 1 0

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