dont say meal then sex!!! choose one or the other.
2006-08-11 04:30:46 · 43 answers · asked by whatanutta 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
A: the meal
because i like to unwind right when i get home...sex takes too much work. i save it for after dinner.
2006-08-11 04:32:51 · answer #1 · answered by jimvalentinojr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I have enough energy to sit down and eat after a grueling day of work, rather than just lying on the couch and wishing I could spend the rest of my life eating through a straw...
If I had the energy to eat, and I was presented with that choice, I would instantly push the entire beautifully prepared favorite meal of mine onto the floor, and have sex with my wife right there on the table, with silverware clattering to the floor, candles burining holes in the carpet, wine staining the good tablecloths, and the ricketly legs of the table finally giving way to our passion.
There's probably a reason women don't generally offer us this decision in real life. It must be that they know how exhausting a day at the office can be.
Well... I've got exactly six more hours before I can go lie on the couch and pray for a liquid dinner! Then, if she asks, I can say "Not tonight honey, I just got back from the office. Could you bring that straw a little closer please?"
2006-08-11 05:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by ye_river_xiv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, how are ya? Very good question, i like ur train of thought....Well at first i was going say SEX like probably about another 35 guys will say 'YEAH SEX DEFO'!!... LOL but then i thort LONG and HARD about YOUr question whilst eatin a Scone filled with jam and cream.... Whats this got todo with anything i hear all of you sayin.... you in particular "wotanutta" but bare with me on this one. So yeah the combination of scone, cream, butter and jam, with a hint of horniness gave me some inspiration.... You say i cant say meal then sex, but i am certain that i would get both from you....... Heres how....... I'm saying A) Meal....... And it is gona be my scone, with a slit down the middle, filled with cream and then a blob of jam at the top of the slit...... turn it vertically, you visualising this.... Once you have seen the way that i slowly work my tongue around the blob of strawberry jam in a circular clockwise direction, then work my tongue into the cream which is deep inside the scone.... You will be soooo turned on, you will be tingling inside, thus resulting in you diving ontop of me, and giving me some amazing, but sticky sex! PHEW!!!!!!! Thank god thats over, i feel nackerd already... LOL!!! It didn't seem that long in my head!
2006-08-11 04:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by Danny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sex.
If my lady was dressed/undressed in sexy clothes waiting for me on my bed when I got home from work that would be a dream come true. Whereas if I came home to a lovely meal I would be pleased, but not as pleased as I would after sex.
2006-08-11 04:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by magerious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex, unless work is intense and or driving home in really bad rush hour traffic for an hour. It can really drain a guy. Maybe a little massage to the neck and temples to decompress (I would say head massge but that might be Miss-understood) before you move to the bedroom. (optional) He can usually grab a snack for the drive home if he is really hungry, and has an idea whats coming.
2006-08-11 05:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by Hasone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why couldn't I have both? I would have to say the meal, because after work and afther the 1 hour 40 minutes commute, all I want to do is unwind and relax, and what's better than a "beautifully prepared" meal to help you do that? Peace!
2006-08-11 04:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by Joseph M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex
2006-08-11 05:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by daniel08 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want sex but the truth is I go right to the frig if dinner is not ready. So I choose A: meal
2006-08-11 04:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ask the Chef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meal, but only because when I get off of work, I don't have the energy for anything else.
2006-08-11 04:36:46 · answer #9 · answered by hogan.enterprises 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends if you are male or female.
A guy will say sex, of course.
A woman would say A, favorite meal.
2006-08-11 04:34:21 · answer #10 · answered by eriqak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋