What do christians yell out when they are having sex?

Question

If they say 'Oh, god!', aren't they breaking the Second Commandment?

Or do they just lay on top of each other, move a little bit and say: 'Thank you, that was splendid. I hope you conceive soon and bring glory unto the lord'?

Bryan T - Thanks you freak.

Answer 1

My guess is Hallelujah or Amen!

Answer 2

" The marriage bed is undefiled." As far as pre-marital sex goes. Christians don't admit to ever having it so... Who knows what they yell Maybe they yell out "Billy Joel?" Who is a Jew, By the way... I love irony!




"Only The Good Die Young"

(As recorded by Billy Joel)
BILLY JOEL

Come out Virginia, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late, aw
But sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one.
Well they showed you a statue, told you to pray
They built you a temple and locked you away, aw
But they never told you the price that you pay
For things that you might have done
Well only the good die young, that's what I said
Only the good die young, only the good die young.

You might'a heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud, aw
But that never hurt no one.
So come on Virginia, show me a sign
Send up a signal, I'll throw you the line
The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind
Never lets in the sun
Darlin' only the good die young, woah woah woah woah woah woah
I tell you only the good die young, only the good die young

You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation
You got a brand new soul, mmm and a cross of gold
Well Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me, when you were counting on your rosary

Oh woah woah, and they say there's a heaven for those who'll wait
And some say it's better, but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun
You know that only the good die young, woah baby
I tell you only the good die young, only the good die young

Said your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation, aw
She never cared for me, but did she ever say a prayer for me?

Woah woah woah, come out, come out, Virginia don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
But sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one
You know that only the good die young

Tell ya baby
You know that only the good die young, only the good die young
Only the good, only the good die young
Woo, woo, woo, woo
Woo, woo, woo, woo
Only the good die young, only the good die young.

Answer 3

So are you sayin' Atheists say nothing when having sex. I am a Christian but I never will say "Oh God!" when I have sex. I will not.

Answer 4

I yell my husband's name and squeal with glee! LOL
Sex is the ultimate union between husband and wife. When there is true love, sex is pure and wonderful.

Answer 5

I think they probably say "Oh, God" because they secretly fantasize about being Mary.

Answer 6

LOL....i'm not christian but i often wonder if it were wrong to say omg during sex....afterwards of course but its just a reaction...

Answer 7

Good question as it seems to fascinate the religious when an atheist says it, even though its meaningless to an atheist.

Answer 8

Christians have better sex. We take it more seriously.

As far as what we yell, gentlemen don't kiss and tell, sorry.

Answer 9

christians don't have sex. they probably have something they would consider sex. They're too lame to have real fun sex though.

Answer 10

They can still say "Oh God". I don't think that's taking his name in vain, more like praise and thanks for creating the beauty of orgasm.