he'll say things like, "have you considered switching to Crest? It will make your teeth so white, they'll shine!" Frankly, I go to God for spiritual advice, not toothpaste advice.
I sort of get the impression he's sold out or something... do you think he could be getting kickbacks from the companies he endorses?
2006-08-11 04:09:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually He invited me to help out with bringing some abandoned funds over from Nigeria, for which I wil be paid $100,000.
2006-08-11 04:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by ontario ashley 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, since less people believe in him now than a few decades ago, his income has been down lately, and he's starting to feel a bit of a pinch in the wallet. I can't really blame him, but I think he needs to work with a more hip advertising agency. They could help with some really original and interesting endorsement ideas.
2006-08-11 11:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by Steven S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Endorsing consumer products,' Funny.
According to George Carlin, God is the western marketing manager.
2006-08-11 11:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by bond_adambond 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
God really only cares about bright shiny teeth. Boy, will Christians ever be surprised!
2006-08-11 11:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you have been watching too much TV. You are getting the voice of God confused with your own subconscious. Or you want to buy these products, and are looking for an excuse.
2006-08-11 11:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God works in mysterious ways.
Crest works pretty good by the way.
2006-08-11 11:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
God works for Wal-mart now !
2006-08-11 11:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Quit leaving the TV on while you are sleeping, I think that it is your subconscious rather than God. Thanks I needed a good giggle today.
2006-08-11 11:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by osu2720@sbcglobal.net 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Irony in this is absolutely hysterical! LMAO! Thanks!
2006-08-11 11:19:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋