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2006-08-11 04:06:28 · 54 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

please relax - this is definitely meant to be a silly non-serious question ;)

Nothing deep about it.

2006-08-11 04:14:53 · update #1

agliotti wants to know if diva is having such boring sex that she feels no need to shout anything out?

granted I know when you're like in a room next door to your grandmother or a priest or your parents you really shouldn't be shouting stuff but if it's just the two of you and you're having a REAL good time?? You REALLY don't shout anything? Not even a good moan or two?

Wow....

2006-08-11 04:18:16 · update #2

oh boy this is fun...haha!

2006-08-11 04:25:36 · update #3

thatguyjoe you are definitely my new best friend! You're hysterical :)

2006-08-11 04:36:03 · update #4

54 answers

Unfortunately, sometimes it's:
"Oh no, your Husband's home!"
During less stressful times "Oh Yes!" will do. But, of course, religious people will say that this is proof that if you don't worship their god you worship something else as god and judging from what I yell during sex I worship the band Yes.

The thing is, though, that it's best to have sex with an atheist who yells "Oh God!" during sex. You know the atheist doesn't believe there's literally a god so it's just a figure of speech. When you have sex with someone who believes there's a god who yells that then you don't know whether your partner is thinking about you or fantasizing about someone else- God- during the act. Also with a believer it's distracting to think that the person might not be yelling that in a fit of passion but might be so bored that he or she is using the opportunity while just lying there to get some praying done.

2006-08-11 04:31:00 · answer #1 · answered by thatguyjoe 5 · 2 1

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2016-11-24 20:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0 0

I usually can’t form coherent words; I get pretty caught up in the moment! I doubt I have ever said Oh God, I think I would only use God’s name if I couldn’t remember who I was with! LOL!

2006-08-11 04:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0 0

Kelly Clarkson!!

2006-08-11 04:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 3 0

Oh Randomness! Oh Chance!

2006-08-11 04:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wouldn't know. But Christians aren't supposed to shout out the Name during sex either. Guess we just holler. I don't remember, it's been so long.

2006-08-11 04:10:37 · answer #6 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 1 1

Let's see -- your mama's name?

Sorry, I just couldn't see giving a real answer to such a silly question.

2006-08-11 04:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by DAC 2 · 2 0

LOL too_ugly_avenger
good one =)

and may I add....isn't shouting "oh god" at the person you're boinking kinda sacreligious?

2006-08-11 04:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1 0

I like Bregweidd's answer...

"Oh Darwin! Oh Darwin !"
(speaking from an atheist viewpoint of course)

:)
Cordially,
John

2006-08-11 04:13:54 · answer #9 · answered by John 6 · 2 1

One certainly hopes they shout out the name of their partner!

2006-08-11 04:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by gilliegrrrl 6 · 2 1

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