It's just been on the news that fresian cows (the black & white ones, thickos!) have a higher IQ and better social skills than most men serving in the British Army. Do you think that they should replace the British Army in Iraq and Afghanistan.... and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't moo on about wanting nice new landrovers and helicopters.... all they would require is a bit of hay and basic training in hoof to hand combat... which I'm sure they will pick up relatively quickly.....
Ah... touchpaper lit I believe.... .
Also, the cows wouldn't moo on about their lack of equipment... they wouldn't need new land rovers to drive about in or helicopters, just hay.... and a gun.... and no one would suspect the cows have come to invade....
2006-08-11 03:48:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Hedgehog... I would love to go to Iraq... I hear the weather is very pleasant this time of year!
2006-08-11 04:02:56 · update #1
Zulu9.. being an ex-squaddie... I'm surprised you can even SPELL entitlement!!!! LOL
2006-08-11 04:10:15 · update #2
That is probably the most stupid thing I've ever heard,Americans are famous for being stupid and are you sure it wasn't American soldiers that have a lower IQ.I know that American soldiers are stupid its a well known fact,the British military is famous for being intelligent and the best trained in the world,who saved your *** in world war 1 & 2 who saved a whole comapny of US troops when they were pinned down.......5 SBS soldiers.
A quote from a German officer after world war 2.
Give me German officers and British soldiers and i can rule the world.
A quote from a Russian general after the cold war.
We were going to nuke Britain because we didnt want to face them face to face,but we would of beat the Americans.
A quote from an American General.General H. Norman Schwarzkopf.
It was an honour to have had British soldiers under my command and it was a briliant experience.
AMERICANS ARE STUPID NOT US BRITISH AND I THINK IT WAS A LOAD OF CRAP ABOUT THE COWS HAVING A HIGHER IQ THEN BRITISH SOLDIER.....YOU MAKE ME LAUGH,LIKE I SAID ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT WORLDWIDE THAT AMERICANS ARE STUPID SO LIVE WITH IT
GROW UP AND BE THE FIRST AMERICAN TO LOOK AT THE FACTS.
I HAVE RESPECT FOR OUR TROOPS AND I SUPPORT THEM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
THIS ISNT TARGETED TO ALL AMERICANS JUST A SMALL BUNCH
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE UK
2006-08-11 04:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well Ellie that's pretty funny....Its a joke, right......now you seem like a pretty intelligent person, so with that being said do you really think that trashing the British military is productive, simply because they want the proper equipment to do the task that has been given them. You know it would probably be better on your part to support your country's young men and woman, whether or not you believe that your country should be there or not. I served my country for 26 years, and i can have respect for those in my country who tend to disagree with our policies, but i have NO respect for those that cut down their soldiers. Now I'm sorry if i have offended you, but these young men and woman who put their lives on the line every day don't want to be there any more than you want them there, so if you would please try and show them that you love and support them, because many who come back will be forever changed and they need to know that we all care.
Thank you and God Bless
2006-08-11 13:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ranger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um where are you getting your info on this matter? Your own personal retardness? I will take this as a joke but most people in the Army are more intelligent than allot of people think.
And if you really are that shallow just think, we actually actively fight for you, so you can sleep at night without daddy being dragged off raped and killed. Happens all the time in some of the places we work.
2006-08-11 11:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by George Adamson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From previous answers you have given, you are obviously anti British Army! Your entitlement. But you really need to find a brain so that you can put it in gear!
Ex- Squaddie!
Ellie29UK. I can spell an awful lot of things,
Honi Soit Que Maly Pense!
2006-08-11 11:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting theory, but I don't think that the British Government would stand for the soldiers being replaced by an army of cows.
2006-08-11 11:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am often surprised at the attitude many of you Brits have towards your troops. I think we Americans appreciate your armed forces more than you do.
D Generation X, JAMES, whatever you're calling yourself..... I'm going to credit your inane anti-American rants as childish ignorance. Perhaps it's time to grow up and learn a few things before you run your mouth.
2006-08-11 11:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by RunningOnMT 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
och thats sick that is - they poor coos never hurt anyone. Youve been watchin the cravendale adverts when the coos break into tescos to steal thier milk back. ah widne mess wi a coo.
2006-08-11 11:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by sumbitchfaeglesga 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if dolphins can be trained to plant magnetic mines, why shouldn't Friesian cows be trained to wander into enemy encampments with their second stomach full of TNT or something?
2006-08-11 11:07:27 · answer #8 · answered by kittybriton 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a stupid question to ask in the midst of a war. Do you not watch the news?
2006-08-11 10:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by thecharleslloyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it comes down to I Q. Then I hope your I Q is higher thah your Shoe Size
2006-08-11 11:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by tonyflair2002 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋