2006-08-11 03:16:29 · 10 answers · asked by neneng l 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Roses are red, bubele,
Violets are blue,
Find Jesus the Christ,
You detestable Jew.
Christ save you, and quick,
You baby-eating spawn,
Deny your Hebrocity,
Just like Goldie Hawn.
God save this infant,
Her head and her toes,
Her beady little eyes,
Her offensive hooked nose.
Jesus Saves!
The Rich and the Poor,
Christ prevent this Jewess,
From starting a war.
Christ loves you, dear child,
He loves you to bits,
So accept this meek prayer,
My Lord God, Sugartits.
2006-08-11 03:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Student's Prayer
by St. Thomas Aquinas
"Creator of all things, true source of Light and Wisdom, lofty source of all Being, graciously let a ray of Your Brilliance penetrate into the darkness of my understanding and take from me the double darkness in which I have been born, sin and ignorance.
Give me a sharp sense of understanding , a retentive memory, and the ability to grasp things correctly and fundamentally.
Grant me the talent of being exact in my explanations, and the ability to express myself with thoroughness and charm.
Point out the beginning, direct the progress, help in the completion.
Through Christ our Lord.
Amen."
2006-08-11 10:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lord, as I enter this classroom, I bring your presence with me.
Let me speak your peace and your grace in all I say.
Bring your perfect order and mutual respect into the atmosphere of this classroom.
I acknowledge your lordship over all that will be thought, spoken, decided and accomplished within these walls.
Thank-you for the gifts you have deposited in me, I do not take them lightly but commit to using them responsibly and well.
When I am weary energize me, and when I am burned out infuse me with the light of your Holy Spirit.
May the work that I do and the way that I do it bring life, hope, and courage to all that I come in contact with today.
In your strong and powerful name, I pray. Amen
2006-08-11 10:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I declare in the name of Jesus, I will be blessed with God’s supernatural wisdom and clear direction for living.
I will be blessed with creativity, vision, ability and abundance.
I will be blessed with self-control and self – discipline.
I will be blessed with great family, good friends and good health.
I will be blessed with faith, favor and fulfillment.
I will be blessed with promotion, supernatural strength in my decisions, and divine protection.
I will be blessed with a compassionate heart and a positive outlook on life.
I declare, that everything I put my mind and my hands on today will prosper beyond my greatest expectations.
I declare that with God, All things are possible…..In Jesus name
Dear Lord, Thank you that the same power that raised You from the dead lives inside of me. Because of that, I know that I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
I pray that today I will be surrounded by Your favor and that no weapon formed against me will prosper. Thank You for going ahead of me and making the crooked places straight and the rough places smooth. Father, open doors of opportunity for me that no man can shut. I thank You in advance that my life will be blessed so that I can be a greater blessing to others.
May the words of my mouth, and the meditations of my heart, be pleasing to You today! Amen
Remember, John 15:16: "You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit-fruit that will last. THEN the Father will give you whatever you ask in my Name. This is my COMMAND: Love each other."
2006-08-11 10:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Asiimwe M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dear Lord (if there is one) grant me the strength to get through another semester of the drudgery called school. Please allow me to get A's without having to work so hard. And finally, Bless my teachers/professors for they are giving me the gift of knowledge. PEACE!
2006-08-11 10:23:13 · answer #5 · answered by thebigm57 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this prayer sounds good
Oh god, remind me of which i forget and make me noe which I am ignorant of
there are more prayers of this sort
2006-08-11 10:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by Pandai gile 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All I can give you is a message:
"I sincerely wish you the best. Courage!"
2006-08-11 10:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. You give me 100.00. You have to pay at your church you have to pay here!
2006-08-11 10:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Mark F 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
happy to. dear god please help this person with whatever is troubling them, thank you, in christ name, amen.
2006-08-11 10:22:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes,but????????????
2006-08-11 10:19:13 · answer #10 · answered by whatever 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋